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What's your go-to joke?


Soran

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Mine is this:

 

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall?

 

Dam.

 

~Soran

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My life.  I use it daily.

 

:music:

 

I only get mine every other weekend. 

 

I... don't think I have one?

 

You totally need one. It breaks the ice easily, just Like YOUR… erm, personality. 

 

~Soran

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I don't really have a go-to joke, really. Situations are infinitely variable, and the opportunities to make fun of them even more so.

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Matoro.

 

fite me irl

 

I don't really have a go-to joke, really. Situations are infinitely variable, and the opportunities to make fun of them even more so.

 

Interesting. I'm actually surprised by the lack of go-to jokes of BZPers, I sorta expected more.

 

~Soran

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Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and says, "Hey, do you know how to drive this thing?"

 

Three legged dog walks into a saloon. Goes to the bar and orders a drink. Knocks it back and turns to the rest of the place, giving everyone a mean scowl. He says, "I'm lookin' fer the one who shot my paw."

 

Those are two I rely on fairly often with new people. I more tend to reach for whatever first comes to mind in the given situation, though.

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"Knock knock."

 

"Who's there?"

 

"Interrupting octopus."

 

"Interrupting octopus w-"

 

*GRABS FACE*

 

I need to use this.

 

Also, Soran, if you have Pokemon ORAS or X/Y, we can settle this like trainers.

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"What is E.T. short for? Because he has small legs."

 

Also - "How do you think the unthinkable? With an ithberg."

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A pirate walks into a bar with an eyepatch over one eye, a parrot on his shoulder, and a ship's steering wheel on the front of his pants.

 

The bartender sees him and winces.

 

"Doesn't that hurt?" He asks.

 

"Arr, it's driving me nuts!" The pirate replies.

 

 

 

 

 

That's borderline breaking the rules I'm sorry

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"Knock knock."

 

"Who's there?"

 

"Interrupting octopus."

 

"Interrupting octopus w-"

 

*GRABS FACE*

I need to use this.

 

Also, Soran, if you have Pokemon ORAS or X/Y, we can settle this like trainers.

 

 

Reminds me of the "Interrupting Cow" one.

 

Pfft, I said fite me irl. Tuesday, the mall off of fourth street. Bring your Gameboy color, we'll settle this like adults. 

 

 

 

 

okok i got a killer knock knock joke but u gotta start it

 

Knock knock

who's there

 

 

An embarrassed sap who didn't think this through

 

 

We all make mistakes sometimes.

 

~Soran

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Can an orphan eat at a family restaurant? 

 

My favorite pun to use is this one:

 

A theatrical performance about puns is called a play on words

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I don't really like jokes. I make at-the-moment ironies and word-plays, as well as odd things, such as saying 'I have a whistle". Saying 'HI!' in a deep, loud, 'special' voice, and (separately) inserting 'ur's and 'yur's in words can make people laugh.

 

Hyur yur dyurrirn' durd? Urr, urkee, durt surnds kur myurn.

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