The Jazziest JtO Spoof

Yep, I said to myself. "SPIRIT, m'boy, it's high time you write this thing. Bionicle may be dead, but the people need you one last time!"

Then I got very busy in real life.

Then I caught a cold.

So uh... chapter 2 is half done and will be released... soon... ish... *blows nose and downs more cold medication*

Here's an excerpt:

(Flashback to 2014...)

President Lego: So that's the plan. We're bringing back Bionicle next year. Are you in?

Pohatu: I am so totally in! What would Bionicle be without the bestselling Toa of all time?

President Lego: Bestselling Toa? Oh wow, you're actually serious. Yikes.

Pohatu:

President Lego: Look, just drop off your bio on Merlin's desk and wait for us to send you the script.

Pohatu: Aw man, I've gotta spice up my bio. Now what's cool, tough, and exciting? Hmm... I've got it. Australian Batman. I am a genius. No one will be upset by this at all.