this is legitimately one of the least funny things I've ever read.

Actually, in Soviet Russia, your daughter gets shared around, comrade.

Just kidding.  You don't have a daughter.  You're actually in a Siberian prison camp.  You have sever frostbite.  Because in Soviet Russia, frost bite you.

You have sever frostbite.  Because in Soviet Russia, frost bite you.

 

In Great Britain:

"Du du dun dun dun.  Another one bites the frost.  Du du dun dun dun.  Another one bites the frost.  And another one gone, and another one gone, another one bites the frost.  Hey, I'm gonna get you too, another one bites to frost."

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In Soviet Russia when you don't return at curfew, daughter's father reports to you the party comrade.

I've not seen a legit attempt at a new Russian-reversal joke since about 2010, so this takes me back

I've not seen a legit attempt at a new Russian-reversal joke since about 2010, so this takes me back

Well, to give credit where credit is due, I actually put this together from various comments to a two-years old Youtube video.  =P

Actually, in Soviet Russia, your daughter gets shared around, comrade.

 

Just kidding.  You don't have a daughter.  You're actually in a Siberian prison camp.  You have sever frostbite.  Because in Soviet Russia, frost bite you.

 

That first one gave me a good laugh. Thanks man.