Wish me luck folks. There's gonna be a meeting tomorrow with me included about how I'm bad at my job. Such highlights will be "I can't single-handedly bake everything by myself for the entire weekend" and "We need to hire a new employee. We have been down an assistant since May." And that's not to discredit "The reason I can't do as much as my manager is because they have over thirty years of experience in this job. I haven't been with this company for a single year and the other jobs I have had in this field have been very different."
Let this be a lesson, kids. Don't get a job in a high stress industry. Maybe don't get a job at all and become a nomad.
But enough about my life being a mildly annoying train wreck that shouts a deadpan "nooooooooooooo" as said train mildly bumps into a tree with a subtle hiccup that merely unnerves its passengers. What's going on with y'all?