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Fruit War 2


Dokuma

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Since some of my readers decided in the last blog entry that the Fruit War is back on, I figured I would at least devote a new blog entry to it.

 

REMEMBER, this is not, nor will it be an RPG.

 

*lobs watermelon at Onuki and Spitty*

 

Oh, and my Premier Membership is gone, so no new entries.

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It's a rasberry PIE fighter.

 

*Swoops into evasive action and claims a plot of land from the Legion of the Fruit Stand*

*Gets back the plot of land by shooting Norik with the final watermelon in my bazooka into the ocean*

I will not let my land be stolen I will not tolerate it!

 

*Yami*

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Pie-fighters!? Are you kidding me?!

 

 

...

 

 

Turakii, get your ships as far out as you can. I'm going to call in the artillery.

 

For once I agree with one of you. We do need some help. An artillery would be nice.

 

 

 

Excactly. Reinforcements are nice. =D

 

*Strike Venomess again with apple sword*

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*Catches watermelon and eats it*

Tarkhaar take care of Orcada GFLK's mine*Fights GFLK*

 

*Yami*

Yes sir! * Salutes *

I deflect Franklin's bullets with my corn-cob-chong. Then, with my invisible pumpkin vine rope, I hurl the mine into the ocean of fruit punch, where it explodes on a potato shark. :lol:

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It's a rasberry PIE fighter.

 

*Swoops into evasive action and claims a plot of land from the Legion of the Fruit Stand*

*Gets back the plot of land by shooting Norik with the final watermelon in my bazooka into the ocean*

I will not let my land be stolen I will not tolerate it!

 

*Yami*

 

Oh yeah? Well I send in 50 PIE fighters after I lost one to the Golems, and I send all of those to blow up your stuff in that plot of land and then I inhabite it. Nyeh.

 

Remember when you said you wouldn't go easy on me? This is for that.

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Uh, Kal, could you hurry with that artillery? We're being murdered out here!

*slashes at Venomess' face with banana katana, but misses and slashes open mango crate behind him, spilling the mangos all over him*

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*Slings a pineapple at Yami*

 

 

(Into radio): This is Sgt. Kal requesting hevy shelling of the farthest peninsula of the lemon club base. Start in fifteen minutes, and send in some pomegranet ATVs immiediatly after the shelling.

 

Pirates, get your fleet as far out as you can. I'll hold off the closeteers and biomech as best I can, but you need to get out of here now.

 

*shoots biomech in the stomach with a durain*

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With my invisible pumkin vine rope, it curls around Turakii's neck, squeezes to knock her out, loosens a tiny bit, and takes her up to me. ( On banna walkie-talkie ) Yami, I can get her captive if she doesn't have nightmares and doesn't struggle. Mahkii, out. * I enter one of the Transformers with the vine around Turakii's body and fly away * She can't attack Bio now... ( I might attack him, too )

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I have control of one of the PIE

fighters. I will pilot the Fruit Stand

to fire rasperries at the other PIE

fighters.

 

(this is better than my Madagaship :) )

 

JSZ out

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I'm so annoying, aren't I? :D

 

*drops three billion Biotomic Fruteculur bombs*

 

I WIN AGA--- *gets hit in the face with a melon*

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