*bludgeons Hakkan with a metal pumpkin*

"is that even a word??"*BANG!**Throws the worlds biggest carrot at cthulhu and hits him in the most unpleasant of places(oy)*

Carrots are vegitables you fool!

and yes, bludgeon is a word...

*Jams nuclear pumpkin down Hakkan's throat*

*Nuclear blast with meaty bits*

oh..."HOOOOOOLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE NIBBLEs N' BIT-"*BOOM!*

*goes after GLFK With several nuclear pumpkins*

*Blows up Cthulhu's head with an Atomic Watermelon*

~

*Hits Toa Makuta Nuva with razor plum*

It... It's safe to come out now?

The fruit war has stopped?

Dokky, you made the biggest slice of bzp history. 1000 comments in less than 3 days? Amazing, simply amazing.

*Tries running away from Cthulhu*

*Fires Nuclear Missile at the Fruit War Pirate's Base*

*Hides in the Multidimensional Rift*

~

*Tries to follow TMK through the rift but the rift closes before jumping and ends up lying on the floor*

*Yami*

*Aims Secret Weapon III at the Pirates' new USS Fruitloop (assuming it was rebuilt)*

*Pours my new cereal on Seranikai*

*Also sends in Pie-Wing Fighters to 'asplode the USS Fruitloop*

*Also sends in Strawberry Clones and Blueberry Droidekas along with PIE Fighters to capture part of the Fruit Wars Medical Center*

*Thinks for two seconds, holsters pistol and takes out Lemon machine gun*

FIRE IN THE HOLE!

*unleashes Lemony destruction on NP*

Hmmm....

*pushes Seranikai outta the way of cereal, pulls out a Lemon Lightsaber out of the ground, marhes off to claim things and is hit by a peach*

Ow.

EDIT: The edited thingy gave out my Sign-in name, OH NOES!

I'm back! Nice one NP, but I am sorry to say that yer Pie-wings are all gonna asplode! *Shoots down Pie-Wings with a well placed kumquat*

*Attacks Odarca with Lemon Lightsaber*

DIE PIRATE! LEMONS FOREVER!

*Blocks Eryzeth's Lemon Lightsaber with box of strawberries.* Arrr! Pirates can not be defeated, only knocked out!

*Is coincidentally hit in the head with a watermelon.*

*Falls over unconscious.*

Turakii

Pirates, have you rebuilt your USS Fruitloop yet?

Fruit Stand Forever!

*threatens Turakii with acid

applesauce and apple golems*

JSZ out

You'll have to ask Cap'n Laughin'Man about that; I is only the ship's... miniscule-Pirate-person.

*Can't duck to avoid applesauce because she is unconscious.*

Turakii

*Machine guns Turakii with all the ammo I have*

*Slices through JSZ's Apple Golems and Deflects Apple acid*

*Defaces fruit stand banner with bluberrry muffin, then throws another one at Eryzeth*

Turakii is down! Now to go after

Ordarca!

*swordfights Ordarca with ripesaber*

JSZ out

You'll never defeat me! *knocks ripesaber out of JSZ's hands and chucks it into the ocean*