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Fruit War 2


Dokuma

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Since some of my readers decided in the last blog entry that the Fruit War is back on, I figured I would at least devote a new blog entry to it.

 

REMEMBER, this is not, nor will it be an RPG.

 

*lobs watermelon at Onuki and Spitty*

 

Oh, and my Premier Membership is gone, so no new entries.

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*attacks the "Fruit Stand" with GhostBlackberries*

 

 

:Venomess:

*Somehow magicly transports from the frootloop to where Venomess is and jumps in at the last moment getting hit by the berries and firing half a Lime at Venomess*

 

*Yami*

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*dodges*

 

*drops a coconut on Yami's head*

 

 

:Venomess:

*Shouts in pain then draws Bannana schimitar and Charges Venomess*

 

*Yami*

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Thanks, :Venomess:! Now The Fruit

Stand can take the Lemon Club! Ha!

 

JSZ out

*Materialises*

 

How you intend to do that when our Base is hidden inside the Multidimensional Rift, I don't know.

 

*Throws lemonade water bombs at JSZ and dematerialises*

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*Gets out anethstetic and surgery kit*

Don't worry JSZ this'll probably not hurt a bit.

*Removes berries*

 

*Yami*

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*Materialises*

 

How you intend to do that when our Base is hidden inside the Multidimensional Rift, I don't know.

 

*Throws lemonade water bombs at JSZ*

Since the Multidimensional Rift isn't

fruit-based, it disappers. So now it's

on the map.

 

*enters Lemon Club with Pineapple

Golems*

 

JSZ out

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*waits for Seranikai to rematerialize, then quickly throws two dozen kumquats at him*

 

~Nikira

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*Gets out anethstetic and surgery kit*

Don't worry JSZ this'll probably not hurt a bit.

*Removes berries*

 

*Yami*

Thanks, :Yami:. Now let's go claim

the Lemon Club! and don't worry,

I left the Fruit Stand heavily Guarded

with Pineapple Golems. Ha.

 

JSZ out

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My pineapple golems destroyed

three more Lemon Mechas!

 

JSZ out

 

 

Two more Lemon Mechas!

Pretty soon, my golems will

be able to access the Lemon

Club! Ha.

 

JSZ out

 

 

Three more! Now there's only

ten Lemon Mechas left! My golems

are doing great! Meanwhile, I'm

halfway there building our base.

I'll make sure it can survive even

a nuclear watermelon! Ha.

 

JSZ out

 

 

*destroys 4 LemonMechas with my army of FruitZombies*

 

Look at the eeeeyyes...

 

 

:Venomess:

 

You guys are so gullible. You thought those were actual Lemon Mechas? Nah, those were deus ex machina projections created by our advanced LMVT (Lemon Magic Virtual Terrain) field! We've got it covering the whole Lemon Club territory, remote operated from our base within the rift! What u gunn do now? :sly:

 

Meanwhile... *activates fruit-neutralizing Lemon Minefield in our territory, destroying all the zombies and golems on our territory.*

 

Plus, the rift is held together by Lemon Magic. So it's still here.

 

- :vahi:

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*gets hit with Yami's watermelon*

 

*topples over*

 

Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! *flails flippers frantically*

 

~Nikira

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You guys are so gullible. You thought those were actual Lemon Mechas? Nah, those were deus ex machina projections created by our advanced LMVT (Lemon Magic Virtual Terrain) field! We've got it covering the whole Lemon Club territory, remote operated from our base within the rift! What u gunn do now? :sly:

 

Meanwhile... *activates fruit-neutralizing Lemon Minefield in our territory, destroying all the zombies and golems on our territory.*

 

Plus, the rift is held together by Lemon Magic. So it's still here.

 

- :vahi:

Well the golems you destroyed were the normal types you shall be the first to witness the power of the Apple and Pineapple Nuvas Golems!*Nuva Golems emerge from ground*

 

*Yami*

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