QotD: So funny

Here's a quote from Turakii, "Hahli needs to drink more milk." I found that amusing.

"I never said most of the things I said."

-SZ-

QotD: So funny

 

Here's a quote from Turakii, "Hahli needs to drink more milk." I found that amusing.

Hmm...seems like an inside joke.

What I'm looking for are witty things, or at least something that all BZPers can relate to. (Like the one I took from Seranikai: “Look at Karzahni. Once you have finished vomitting....,” we can relate to that.)

Look at my previous quotes to see what I mean.

Thanks for the post, though.

-CF

I'll procrastinate later.

"Whats the Wall Street Journal? Is it good?"

-Paris Hilton

"I think that the film "Clueless" was very deep. I think it was deep in the way that it was very light. I think lightness has to come from a very deep place if it's true lightness."

-Alicia Silverstone

"Smoking kills, and if you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life."

-Brooke Shields

~AA

I don't have many funny ones, but I do have some serious 1984 ones.

"Freedom is the freedom to say that two plus two make four. If that is granted, all else follows."

Just make sure everyone's forgotten the quotes in this entry before you use them. These here aren't necessarily all funny, but several are witty enough, IMO.

Arguing with a fool proves there are two.

-Doris M. Smith

 

 

The more you say, the less people remember.

-François Fénelon

 

A pessimist sees the difficulty in opportunity, and an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.

- Winston Churchill

 

An optimist thinks this is the best of all worlds. A pessimist fears the same may be true.

- Doug Larson

 

Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.

- John Stuart Mill

 

For every minute you are angry you loose sixty seconds of happiness.

- Ralph Waldo Emerson

 

Friendship improves happiness and abates misery, by the doubling of our joy and the dividing of our grief.

- Marcus Tullius Cicero

 

I can sympathize with people's pains, but not with their pleasures. There is something curiously boring about somebody else's happiness.

- Aldous Huxley

 

It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealth have both failed.

- Kin Hubbard

 

The “18/40/60” rule to happiness: At age 18, people care very much about what others think of them. By age 40, they learn not to worry what others think. By age 60, they figure out that no one was thinking about them in the first place.

– Daniel Amen, psychiatrist

I really should keep a collection of the stupid sayings I've put in my sig. very once in a while, they're actually funny, but I forget most of them when I change them...

The art of medicine consists in amusing the patient while nature cures the disease.

- Voltaire

A man's silence is wonderful to listen to.

- Thomas Hardy

The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.

- Willie Tyler

My mother loved children -- she would have given anything if I had been one.

- Groucho Marx

A specification that will not fit on one page of 8.5x11 inch paper cannot be understood.

- Mark Ardis

"I don't want you to show me a guitar riff that'll impress me..... I want you to show me a guitar riff that'll make a kid go out and buy a guitar and play it themself..."- Ozzy Osburne

I'm not sure you're going to use it, 'cause it's related to the guitar.

No, I have nothing against guitars. My uncle, mom, and a favorite teacher all play. Plus, without it, we wouldn't have rock music. (And I like "Crazy Train" (I first heard it by Carbon Leaf) which apparently Ozzy did.)

-CF

Engeland and America are two countries seperated by the same language- Oscar Wilde

My personal statement and sig contain some of my funnier musings.

EDIT:I have another one (again from myself)

"How much wood would a wood-chuck chuck, if a wood-chuck was Chuck Norris?"

How about...

"Eating is the universal cure for hunger."

I don't know who originally said that though.

Never say "oops"; always say "Ah, interesting!"