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Attention Chuck Norris And Halo Fans


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Jon Pertwee > Chuck Norris

 

Jon Pertwee > Master Chief

 

 

 

The Unspoken Dalek has spoken

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Who?

 

Who's saying this anyway. It can't be some sort of speaking unspoken Dalek, can it?

 

Must just be rubbish *ignores*

 

:music:

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Who?

 

Who's saying this anyway. It can't be some sort of speaking unspoken Dalek, can it?

 

Must just be rubbish *ignores*

 

:music:

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I think you have it wrong:

 

Chuck Norris = Master Chief

 

Master Chief > Everyone else.

 

:P

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-Taipu-

(really Bunda)

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THAT'S BLASPHEMY!

 

Can what's-his-name swim through walls or shoot down an airplane by pointing and saying BANG! Can he own a dozen Grunts with his hands tied behind his back? ITHINK NOT!

Oi,

-Rohn

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THAT'S BLASPHEMY!

 

Can what's-his-name swim through walls or shoot down an airplane by pointing and saying BANG! Can he own a dozen Grunts with his hands tied behind his back? I THINK NOT!

Oi,

-Rohn

Are Master Chief or Chuck Norris able to blow-up Drashigs by merely pointing their Sonic Screwdriver at them, or travel through time and space? Do Master Chief or Chuck Norris own a little yellow car that can be set so that any thieves that touch the car will be stuck there for hours? Have Master Chief or Chuck Norris ever come face-to-face with themselves in their own time continuum? I THINK NOT!
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Who even is John Pertwee? And if you came face to face with yourself, the time space continuum would unravel, destroying the UNIVERSE! Ha ha!

Oi,

-Rohn

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Are Master Chief or Chuck Norris able to blow-up Drashigs by merely pointing their Sonic Screwdriver at them, or travel through time and space? Do Master Chief or Chuck Norris own a little yellow car that can be set so that any thieves that touch the car will be stuck there for hours? Have Master Chief or Chuck Norris ever come face-to-face with themselves in their own time continuum? I THINK NOT!

Is Jon Pertwee able to take several superheated plasma projectiles to the face before dieing immediately? (That one works for both Chuck Norris and the Master Chief :P) Can Jon Pertwee roundhouse kick the back of someone's face off? Could Jon Pertwee do anything without gadgets? Does (Or did, should I say) Jon Pertwee have super human strength or reflexes? Is Jon Pertwee still alive?

 

I'm sorry, that way just too fun. :P

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