A Quest!
Yarr, me hearties! Terday I speak to those of ye who've got the wits, the brawn and the val'r to ship wiv us and embark on a truly terrifying voyage, a quest tha' will shivver yer timbers lest ye be cut of the toughest o' woods.
So enlist now, all ye snipers, gunners, harpooners, swashbucklers, freebooters an' privateers. Soon the Limegreen Scourge will set sail to hunt down that Nemesis of Old, that wicked scum o' the Internets, Evil Lord Survurlode!
Rumour has it he's been a'hidin' out in the Comedies Islets, as this here Cap'n can attest tah.
Yarr, the stuff o' legends, free grog fer all an' eternal braggin' rights. Who be wiv me?
(Ninja need not apply.)
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