:praises, then unpraises for laziness:

Exo, have you gotten a distortion pedal yet? I hear it's a nifty little thing to have. See, it works with a guitar....

-KIE

Exo, have you gotten a distortion pedal yet? I hear it's a nifty little thing to have. See, it works with a guitar....

 

-KIE

I never knew that. I'm gonna have to get me one of these DISTORTION OMG days.

...

DISTORTION

OMG I got a DISORIENTATION METAL too!

Distortion Pedals are for noobs like Exo.

Wait...

Exo's not a noob.

Or is he?

Or is he not?

Oh well.

Distortion!

Distortion pedals own

WWOOOO!!! Ow ow! But is it just distortion, or is it like a waah or something? 'Cuz I'm getting me one of these, and they're fantastic. You might wanna look into it.

I already have a footswitch, so whatever.

I have a Crybaby too.

In real life I'm popular

I'm serious! Super popular.

None of my friends know I go on BZP

None of my friends know I go on BZP

All my friends are on BZP. ;_;

WWOOOO!!! Ow ow! But is it just distortion, or is it like a waah or something? 'Cuz I'm getting me one of these, and they're fantastic. You might wanna look into it.

http://www.brookmays.com/bmimages/product/...rtion_Pedal.gif

'tis mine now. ALL MINE! LAWL!

My guitar sounds like it's dying when I turn it all the way up. Needless to say, that's pure awesomeness.

A couple of my friends are on BZP. Not too many.

My guitar sounds like it's dying when I turn it all the way up. Needless to say, that's pure awesomeness.

Yeah, well my bass is heavy WITHOUT special effects! Beat that! =O

Yeah, dying guitars are awesome, especially for cult indie bands. Yay!

Here's a little formula.

Exo = totally not cool

Me = totally cool

Why is that? Because I play drums, and Exo doesn't. Like, duh! Ah, but guitars are cool too. I guess Exo can be considered half as cool as I am, that way.

~Phyre

Is it bad that I don't know what you're teekin aboot?

bah. My tuba owns your wimpy string instrument.

*wants a sig with that in it*

I dont get it...

Anyway look at my sig!

=O

Why is that? Because I play drums, and Exo doesn't. Ah, but guitars are cool too.

I play drums and bass guitar, and I'm vaguely aware of what a guitar is so I must be awesome.

Oh yeah, well my F-Horn, Mellophone, Flugelhorn, Trumpet, Cornet, and semi-piano skills completely own all of your skills.

Maybe not. The world may never know. But F-Horn + Flugelhorn=total ownage>all other instruments.

Why is that? Because I play drums, and Exo doesn't. Ah, but guitars are cool too.

I play drums and bass guitar, and I'm vaguely aware of what a guitar is so I must be awesome.

Exo = 50% cool

Takryox = 75% kewl

Phyre = 100% kool

~Phyre

MOBIUS = 105% Kewlier.

Pohatu: Toa of UR SOUL LOL

~ ~

lol

~Phyre

Exo = 50% cool

Takryox = 750% kewl

Phyre = 100% kool

lol

lol=uncool.

Minus kool points for you.

VOILA! IN ALL OF IT'S GLORY, THE JIMI HENDRIX GUITAR PEDAL! AND I'M GONNA GIT IT!

That thing is gonna be awesome!