I Have Bad Handwriting
I do. I really do. You'd swear a monkey wrote what I write, but that's too mean. To the monkey, that is. This monkey would have had to never gone to monkey kindergarten, if such a thing exists.
But I do feel special for having it, as bad handwriting is a privelege usually reserved for doctors. Now, I've made, in my career, about a tenth of what a doctor earns for going to the bathroom in the morning. But it makes me feel like I'm stickin' it to the man, cause I can have terrible handwriting too. It's wonderlicious.
But perhaps it's time for another one of those great events, that the world more or less stops for on a dime (which starts to get expensive, cause of all the dimes) - The Title Awards!
We're just gonna hand out one today, and this award is for Most Annoying Bionicle Character. Taipu obviously deserves a mention, but he's just so annoying it's actually cool. No, I believe this one goes to Vakama Hordika, who has "let his friends down" around 79 times, by my last count. Also, then he turned evil, and acted like it wasn't his fault. Pfffft. He's such "a super cool dude". The one redeeming quality is that Bionicle Rex quote, "likes", unquote, him. Congratulations, schmagulations, Vakama Hordika!
: TA Winners :
Most Misleading Band Name : Men Without Hats
Best Animal Name : Yak
Worst Sports Mascot : Stanford Tree
Most Annoying Bionicle Character : Vakama Hordika
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