Helloooo! I am the Magical Anime Anti-Boredom Fairy, here to chase all your boredom blues awaaay! *Waves sparkling wand and flashes a smile.*
Summoning Magical Anime Powers! Chaaaarge... first attack ready!
Smiling boredom away! *Bzzzt!*
Didn't work? Don't think that was my most powerful attack...
Charging Magical Anime Powers! Chaaarge... second attack ready and waiting!
Melting boredom with sunset fluffiness! *poof!*
...Wait, that didn't work either? Well, uh... can't always get it right on the first, or, er, second try...
Charging Magical Anime Powers! Chaaarge... fire when ready!
Melting boredom with mind-boggling crossovers! *Kaka-bam!*
You mean to tell me you're still bored? What kind of prank is this!? Raaargh... *ahem.*
Charging Magical Anime Powers! Chaaarge... fully energized, waiting command!
Exploding boredom with incredible Portal awesomeness! *zaaap!*
N-n-n-no... don't leave yet! I have saved my most powerful attacks for last! Yes... yes! Remain! REMAIN AND WATCH THE POWER!
Charging Magical Anime Powers! Chaaarge... limitation reached, straining for release!
Overcoming boredom with guitar-wielding chibi! *zing!*
...*Ties you to a chair.* Don't even think about leaving.
Charging Magical Anime Powers! Chaaarge... throwing at boredom with righteous fury!
Drowning boredom in installation confusion! *Crash!*
Your boredom is gone now, right? Right? It is, riiiight? ... What do you mean, NO!?
Charging Magical Anime Powers! Chaaarge... HI-YAAAAH!
Anti-boredom sword! *KABOOM!*
Well, it's not like I wanted this job anyways.
*Flings wand out window and stomps off.*