Tbttrahfl: Week 1
We're ready to kick off the regular season of TBTTRAHFL. Mr. Matoro has won the GS Championship the past two years, and had a bid for two straight Super Battle titles before falling to Omega Turtle(eventual champion) in the Final Four. This year, it is going to be even harder for him to achieve his goals. Veterans such as Levacius, the Super Battle loser, Tarakavaseargent, who went to the wire with Omega in the East Regional Final, Brenmac, Toa of all Elements and GS runner up last year, and Sonu, GS leader, all stand in the way. Newcomers such as Mesonak, Dakama, Gorgnak, Frostbreeze, and XTRM are here as well. The chase for Super Battle 3 starts now.
Burnmad may join yet. If he does, he will fight on Sunday.
WEEK 1:
Friday:
Mesonak @ Levacius
Saturday:
Mr. Matoro @ Dakama
Sonu @ Frostbreeze
Brenmac @ Rakshiking
Sunday:
Calypso @ Hovoki
5 Mask @ Sonicwind
Tarakavaseargent @ Burningair
Monday:
XTRM @ Gorgnak
Standings:
North:
Mesonak
Levacius
Dakama
Frostbreeze
East:
Sonu
Brenmac
Rakshiking
Calypso
South:
Mr. Matoro
5 Mask
Hovoki
Sonicwind
West:
Tarakavaseargent
XTRM
Gorgnak
Burningair
MESONAK(0-0) AT LEVACIUS(0-0)
Location: Boxtus Arena
"Aaaaannnnnddddd.....welcome to Boxtus Arena, where we are kicking off the 2009 TBTTRAHFL Regular Season!!" Vecolity shouted through his Bionicle sized Microphone. Vecolity had been broadcasting these fights for a while now with his Toa partner, MT, although MT mostly just made sarcastic remarks that got some of the fighters angry at him. Vecolity was really hoping he didn't do that today, because the two fighters, Mesonak, leader of the Toa Kendan, and Levacius, a relatively new Toa Zehvor, didn't seem to like each other much in the first place.
Vecolity continued to read his lines into the microphone, not really aware of what he was saying, until he flipped over to the next page and saw the words he was supposed to read crossed out, and at the top of the page, a drawing of Mesonak stabbing Levacius. But the Matoran was prepared for this. He knew how to keep things going, even if he didn't have my lines.
"WHO THE **** CROSSED OUT MY LINES AND DREW THIS STUPID PICTURE?!?!?" Vecolity screamed after jumping up on his announcer's desk, which was a box that had the "Amazon" logo drawn on it.
Silence. A few muffled giggles. Vecolity turned and saw a couple of Toa in the "stands" composed of cardboard boxes stacked on top of each other, trying to stifle a laugh. Vecolity motioned to MT, who nodded, went behind a box, and reemerged wearing a red headband and carrying an AK-47.
One of the Toa screamed, "HOLY BBQ!!!" before the Toa of Coffee opened fire on them. One got hit, but they all managed to get away.
"Who were they?" asked MT.
"Akaku. Kagha. That stupid team the Kendan are trying to fight."
"I see," MT replied, putting the gun down.
"I thought you knew-"
"I don't know. I just shoot."
"Sounds...dangerous."
"If it's dangerous, then stop telling me to do it!"
"Whoa...I'm not saying it's ALL bad, I'm just saying there's room for improvement."
"Isn't there always?"
"Just...shut up," Vecolity said with a tone of annoyance, before picking up the microphone and continuing with his announcements, totally ad-libbing it. "Will the two contestants come out onto the arena?"
Levacius and Mesonak walked into the Box through holes cut into it. It was a large box, especially for a Bionicle, with walls 4 feet high and a floor 4 feet by 4 feet. The Box was turned so that you could see through the top, and it had become a favorite place for big events in the house. The Skrall had named it "Boxtus Arena," in honor of Roxtus, which they all believed existed somewhere out there. Most of them thought it was in Disneyland.
Vecolity shouted "GO!!!" The two Toa stood still, each one sizing up the other. Both trying to figure out how the other one would attack, how they would defend that attack, and how they themselves would attack.
Vecolity was losing patience. "I SAID GO, YOU MORONS!!!"
Mesonak looked at the Matoran, annoyed, and fired a shadow bolt. Vecolity dove as the blast flew right over him. The two opponents went back to studying the other.
Vecolity got up and turned towards MT. "How come you never get in trouble with the fighters, but the one time I make a remark, I nearly get my head taken off?"
Except MT wasn't there. Vecolity turned, and saw MT standing on top of the Amazon box (which was on top of a table) looking down at Mesonak and Levacius and holding a machine gun. The Toa of Coffee opened fire, forcing Mesonak towards the center of the arena. A Matoran fan protested, and was promptly shot in the head.
Mesonak was running towards Levacius' side when he noticed MT had stopped firing. He turned, and saw that MT was still pointing the gun at him, but it appeared as long as he was over here, he was safe.
Somewhat.
Levacius seized the opportunity and executed a perfect drop kick, sending Mesonak into the wall on the other side of the arena. Mesonak got up, now very angry, and began charging a shadow blast. He fired it, but Levacius simply used his mask and created a super-thick plastic wall, which blocked the shadow. Now very annoyed, Mesonak leapt over the wall, but was shot out of the air by a lightning bolt from Levacius' sword.
Mesonak crashed into the ground, and this time, didn't get up so easily. Levacius was advancing, already knowing that if Mesonak kept charging into battle like this, it wasn't going to be very hard to pick up a win. Mesonak stood up, shakily, and Levacius knew that victory was close.
Or not.
Mesonak reached out and sent a shadow hand flying from his own. It grabbed Levacius and started shaking him like crazy. Mesonak recovered and walked towards the Toa of Lightning, preparing to finish him off.
Levacius saw Mesonak advancing, and was wondering what to do. He couldn't get a clear shot because he was being shook so fast, so he took aim and fired. It didn't hit Mesonak, in fact, it went straight up into the air and nailed a civilian, who fell down from his seat in the stands...right....on....to....Mesonak.
The Toa of Shadow nearly blacked out. The hand disappeared. Levacius walked over to Mesonak, making sure he had no other nasty surprises, and then claimed victory.
His heart sank as he felt a hand grab his leg. He looked down, preparing for a surge of energy that was sure to come.
"Are you really Levacius? Can I have your autograph?" asked the Matoran that he had hit with a lightning bolt. The Matoran then went into cardiac arrest.
MT declared that Levacius had won. Mesonak and the Matoran were taken to a nearby hospital for Bionicles, and Levacius even signed the civilian's heart monitor. So the Matoran really did get his autograph.
The end.
North Division Standings:
Levacius(1-0)
Dakama(0-0)
Frostbreeze(0-0)
Mesonak(0-1)
Tomorrow: Fights posted in the Arena will be...
Brenmac @ Rahkshiking
Mr. Matoro @ Dakama
Sunday: Fights posted in the Arena will be...
Calypso @ Hovoki
Tarakavaseargent @ Sonicwind
Monday:
XTRM @ Gorgnak
Next Week:
Friday: Brenmac @ Sonu
Saturday: Dakama @ Mesonak(0-1)
Levacius(1-0) @ Frostbreeze
XTRM @ 5 Mask
Sunday: Gorgnak @ Burningair
Hovoki @ Sonicwind
Rahkshiking @ Calypso
Monday: Mr. Matoro @ Tarakavaseargent
I'm hoping to reach some sort of deal with Mesonak, Levacius, and maybe Burnmad to post some of these fights in their blogs. Friday Nights are in Boxtus for sure, Saturday and Sunday will be split, and Monday would be in someone else's. You guys would get to determine how the fight goes.
-MT

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