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Lyger

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Me: Okay, I've parked.

Dad: All right, let's go.

Me: Wait, what button locks the car?

Dad: Oh, don't worry about it. No one will want to steal our car anyway.

Me: *looks at beat-up, 13-year-old Maxima with paint scratches, no hubcaps, and a bent license plate* Well, that's true.

 

Mom: Good, good, nice job parkAAAUGH!

Me: AHHH WRONG PEDAL WRONG PEDAL!

 

Me: It's hot out. Should I close the windows?

Mom: Hmmm, you can leave them open a little. It doesn't really matter though. Nobody's going to want to steal our car.

 

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Sif

Sounds like my driving experiences.

 

Me: Ok, which way are we supposed to go?

Mom: Oh, right.

Me: *drives right*

Mom: Wait, i meant left! No right was the right way. No, left. Ahgg! stop theirs a car there.

Me: <_<

Mom: We missed the turn...

 

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Me: Ok, where now?

Mom: Well, right or left.

Me: So where, right or left?

Mom: I...

Me: The lights green, right or left!?

Mom:...

Me: OK, screw it, I'm going right.

Mom: Wait no we needed to go left!

 

 

Me: Y'know dad, maybe you shouldn't leave the GPS-holder inside your car on the frontshield. Or somebody might think the rest of the GPS is in there as well.

Dad: Nah, nothing's gonna happen.

*couple of days later, I wake up in the morning*

Mom: Someone broke into dads car and stole the GPS!

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