G'Day to all you people who bother to look here!

Well, I have a Blog. Mata Nui help us all. Do you actually want to know what some random Australian noob is thinking? No. Will I say it anyway? Yes.

To start us off, let's begin with a life lesson: Deoderant cans bely the force of nature. It smells good, yet it tastes foul! Same goes for air fresheners and Mcdonalds toys.