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The Brick Is A Lie


Binkmeister

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This was a triumph

I’m making a note here: huge success

It’s hard to overstate my satisfaction

BIONICLE Website

We do what we must because we can

For the good of all of us

Except the ones who are Skrall

But there’s no sense crying over every mis-click

You just keep on trying till you run out of brick

And the science is cool and you make a neat tool

For the people who are... still browsing

 

... still browsing...

 

... still browsing.

CONTEST Contest contest...

 

Do you think the cake is a lie? Can I haz yr cheezburgerz? Do all your base belong to us?

 

Make your own meme!

 

First of all, if you don't understand a word I've just written, click "back" before your eyeballs are scarred for life. This isn't for you. If you nodded knowingly and muttered, "Shake that baby app," you're the one I need.

 

What do I need, you ask?

 

I need random schtuff. I need you to put a nonsensical phrase together. I need the most random, off-the-wall, weird, "what the heck did he just say?", left-field gobbledegook that you can come up with. Then, unbeknownst to my colleagues within LEGO, I intend to plant it into some of the work we're doing for 2010 (probably later in the year). It should be short and sweet, something able to be spraypainted on a wall (not that I advocate that in any way, of course). You can have multiple suggestions - simply edit your comment. Questions will be ignored in the order in which they are submitted.

 

The prize? Um. Well, yeah. About that. How about my undying gratitude for as long as I remember (which, given my advanced senility, is about 45.6 seconds these days. What was I saying?). Srsly.* No prize except Binky saying, "You won!"

 

What you should do:

Post in this comment field, with one or more nonsense phrases. No crudity, no swearing, nothing like that. I'll be watching you with the little webcam built into my forehead, so I'll know when you're cheating, I'll know when you're awake, I'll know if you've been bad or good, so you better be good for goodness sake... wait, that's Santa Claus. I didn't know he had a webcam built into his forehead too.

 

As you can tell with the random nature of this blog post, I'm looking for wacky stuff. The less sense it makes, the better - and who better to ask than you guys? (Bam! Inyerface.)

 

I don't know where this will turn up, or if it will. But if it does, in a year or so, you'll have the satisfaction of knowing that you may have contributed in some small way. I'd love this to become viral and meme-worthy, and I feel confident in sliding this past my colleagues into a game, to bamboozle them.

 

Just remember - the brick is a lie.

 

» Click to show Spoiler - click again to hide... «
OK, a slight explanation for the brave yet confused souls who think I've gone off my rocker. "The cake is a lie" is a phrase from the video game Portal, which is excellent, by the way. The lyrics at the top of this post are a modified version of the song sung by GladOS at the end of the game. "I can has cheezburger" is from the Lolcats site. "All Your Base Are Belong To Us..." if you don't know that one, you're way too young to be talking to me.

 

Let the nonsense begin!

 

* Don't you just hate it when old folks try to be "hep"? Isn't it just... so embarrassing? Sheesh, have some dignity, you old fogey!

 

UPDATE: The nonsense doesn't have to be BIONICLE related. In fact, it shouldn't be related to BIONICLE characters or settings.

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Was going to post this. =[

 

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Jalapeno raindrops

 

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Theirs my two cents.

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Since when did we throw submarines? That was the question asked by the Roman General, having been hit by a fish to the cheek. War was declar'd, and that's how Troy was lost in a day.
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Beware my stinger tail!

I can has superspeed

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Was going to post this. =[

So was I ;_;

 

But really, you've got to be kidding me. I've been further even more decided to use even go need to do look more as anyone can. Can you really be far even as decided half as much to use go wish for that? My guess is that when one really been far even as decided once to use even go want, it is then that he has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like. It's just common sense.

 

also, how do i bongade

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I don't know how nonsensical these are, but...

 

1. 0011101100101001

2. 'Twas brillig, and the slithy toves

3. That's why they invented sawdust.

4. Shun the nonbeliever!

5. What?

4. Behind the denim bolder of inconspicuously labeled playing cards.

 

:P

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3) Subtract the sum of 64 and Wii to find the unknownable common factor of the White Seven and solve the problem of moldy cheese to achieve world domination.

 

4) The third book page of the Hungarian guide to French cooking is the cause of all green trees in Alaska.

 

5) Forget not to never have any neither sauce in neverland; hurts all pink kittehs it does.

 

6) LEGO squared is Binkmeister.

 

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8) Hurt not red cars, for upset the balance of the force, it will not until the 56th or Greenember in the year -873.

 

...

 

I didn't know I had it in me...

 

GBG

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I call your cheese sacks loathsome! Disagree and be jettisoned!

 

Bandoleers are the true guidelines. Cantaloupe means nothing!

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Not sure any of these are going to be any help...but

 

Where would we be without the Dodo Bird?

 

Remember the Burnakk!

 

Why did the Gukko cross the road?

 

Comrades of the Skrall Union... :P

 

Beware the sea monkey made of cheese!

 

Pickles owned!

 

Fire and water mix, don't believe the Government! :OMG:

 

Peace, Love and Gafna, Dude!

 

Live long and....bunny

 

Atomic bunnies with uzis.

 

Poke Bink...it's fun. :P (just kidding)

 

 

I doubt these will be much help, but maybe...

 

EDIT Oh yeah, on more "Do you want fries with that?"

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You probably have enough gibberish already, but here:

 

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  • Stop poking the tofu, darnit
  • Stop, drop, and lol
  • But MINE is fluffier!
  • You make it sound so easy!*
  • Obligatory llama
Turakii

 

*This statement, by the way, is great for inserting as often as possible into normal conversation. By the time you're done, you'll understand the humor of it and everyone else will hate you. =P

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This cheese is not right

said

the makkle to

the Flee

 

If ever there was anything, then nothing

ever

will

be

 

quite so good as a cheese

better than

this.

There must be.

 

But the makkle knew

not

that the real

place to

get a good cheese

 

is Kmoo.

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Definitely throw in the Pythagorean theorem in there somewhere...

 

In a triangle, a^2 + b^2 = c^2 where c represents the length of the hypotenuse, and a and b represent the lengths of the other two sides.

 

:D

 

-CF

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Nobody expects the Makuta inquisition.

 

FLYING LAWNMOWER OM NOM NOM.

 

BOARD MESSAGE! Sorry, an error occurred. If you are unsure on how to use a feature, or don't know why you got this error message, try looking through the help files for more information.

 

Why, that looks like a Super Chilli of Doom heading my way!

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You want'a split a pineapple with me?

 

Where do friut flys come from?

 

Stike a pose.

 

PICKLE JUICE!

 

Coke and Pepsi taste the same!

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Like it? It's one sentence.

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