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Quotes, Anyone?


Taka Nuvia

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I love the "nosense" category... however. This here is a little collection of quotes and happenings. Have fun reading, and...uh... don't take me too seriously :P

 

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Me: Ohmygosh, I can't find my calculator!

S: Don't worry, it will re-appear

Me: And what if not?!

S: Then you'll buy a new one

Me: My mum will kill me!

S: ... so what? :lookaround:

 

(it re-appeared a few minutes ago)

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Me: I can't draw.

S: You're right.

Me: :OMG:

 

(something like that happens a lot)

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Me: Oh my god... :fear:

S: He's not doing it... :blink:

Me: RAAAAAH, this makes me so aggressive! *grabs S by the shoulders and shakes her*

 

(today in Music class... someone had to "dance" ><)

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Me: Ohmygod, I lost my mp3-player!

S: -.- have you put it in the other pocket?

Me: *searching around nervously* it's not there! D=

S: perhaps in the other pocket?

Me: (totally freaked out) Ohmyholysomething it's gonee! I lost it! I wil...oh wait...

S: see? I told you it was there :sarcastic:

 

(today at school)

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I'll come up with more soon, I think. So what do we learn from that? At school I'm overreacting, losing my stuff (or thinking I do)... and I totally get on my friend's nerves (but she's one of the few IRL friends I have, have known her for 5 years now, she's a pretty good buddy xD )

 

Welcome to my world. :lol:

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This one is by me, myself and I, and among the most stupidest things I ever said:

 

Professor (7th grade or so): Allright class, well decide on this matter by who picks the number closest to the one I am thinking of. Pick a number between 0 and 100.

 

Student #1: 58.

 

Student #2: 17.

 

Me: 200!

 

*epic facepalm*

 

Another, first day in school after my stay abroad in 2007:

Prof: So, we've got Alex, Patrick...where's VF? Oh right, still abroad.

 

Me: Sir, I am sitting right in front of you, I came back yesterday.

 

Prof: ...

 

And one from work a few weeks back:

Me: Hello, welcome back. Your surgery went fine, you are in the wakeup room now. Did you have a good sleep?

 

Patient: I was picking flowers! *breathes rapidly*

 

Me: Miss, if you keep breathing like that you'll hyperventilate and loose consciousness eventually.

 

Patient: *breathes in and out like a fish on dry land, suddenly falls unconscious*

 

Me: Told you so.

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This one is by me, myself and I, and among the most stupidest things I ever said:

 

Professor (7th grade or so): Allright class, well decide on this matter by who picks the number closest to the one I am thinking of. Pick a number between 0 and 100.

 

Student #1: 58.

 

Student #2: 17.

 

Me: 200!

 

*epic facepalm*

 

I can beat that.

PE Instructor (last year): What does hockey start with?

 

Me: The letter H!

 

Everyone else: A faceoff.

 

Me: >.<

 

I like died there or something.

 

 

~KS~

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So many things to say in so many perspectives....

Taka, You are Fail and Epic at the same time. Period

What do you mean, fail and epic at the same time? :blink:

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