Woo hoo, I got it today. So far I've:

Attacked a chihauhau with a coyote

Summoned Leviathan and the Kraken to battle (Kraken won)

Given a cow Mad Cow Disease

Mind controlled Cthulhu and rode him

Killed off everyone with Death

Had Longcat defeat Rick Astley

Discovered what happens when you type in "your mom"

Battled my evil twin

Set off several nukes, although killing myself in the process

And I haven't even left the title screen yet.