1. Homeschoolers don't get to go to dances very often. Honest. They don't. Despite their previously non-homeschooled parents assuring them they aren't losing out on much, they still feel deprived and wish they could make a fool of themselves in pretty clothes (and, in girls' cases, exceedingly high heels that put their lives at risk) at least once in their lives.
So when a public-schooled friend invited me to go to her homecoming dance with a group, my general reaction could be summed up with:
"AAHH! EEEEEEE! OMGOSHOMGOSHOMGOSH! INSERT HYPERVENTILATION HERE!"
So right there I nearly died.
2. When one goes to a dance, they hope very much to dance with someone of the opposite gender, preferably someone who doesn't mind such conversation starters as, "So my red mage leveled up today" or "Did you hear about Mata Nui's brother stuffing him into a mask and banishing him from his own universe? Gosh, talk about a bad week!"
So somehow my potential dance partner ended up being Toa Lhikan Hordika.
And he's driving over here today.
My general reaction can be summed up with:
"EEEEEEEEEEE! OMGOSHOMGOSHWHATJUSTHAPPENEDITHINKIMDREAMINGTHESKYISFALLING!" *Falls over dead.*
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P.P.S. Yes, this is one of those boring "life" entries... I apologize. ;.;