Somehow, I wound up "engaged" to a girl in my language arts class. So, uh...yeah. You can all come to my bachelor party. Guys only.

And you have to have been a guy your whole life. Plzandthnku

Went to one of the high school games again tonight. We sucked. Again. Our team's terrible, our league's too good, and our coach biites. Doesn't matter cuz I wasn't watching. This one kid's girlfriend...her eyes were almost totally blue. No pupils. Still high on soda.

I gave a kid a nasty joke the other day and he took it seriously, so now he's tryna beat me up. Fun. I need to get in a fight already. And get a girlfriend. I need a life...