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Nuju Metru

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EmperorWhenua: lies

bznuju: like the cake

bznuju: and the banana

EmperorWhenua: you wanna know what else is a lie?

bznuju: i am

EmperorWhenua: yup

EmperorWhenua: everything you say, do, or stuff, is a lie

bznuju: so

bznuju: my saying that the banana is a lie is a lie

bznuju: but in saying that, i sed the truth

bznuju: which therefore became a lie

bznuju: so the banana is true?

EmperorWhenua: yup

bznuju: i see

bznuju: or rather

bznuju: i dont see

bznuju: that was a lie

EmperorWhenua: exactly

bznuju: well then

bznuju: EW is not a newbie

bznuju: oops, i lied

bznuju: he is a newbie

EmperorWhenua: muahaha

bznuju: that laugh was a lie

bznuju: which means it is true

bznuju: but if i say its true

bznuju: isnt saying that a lie

bznuju: so my saying that a truth is a lie makes that lie the truth which when it is pointed out becomes another lie

bznuju: now

bznuju: was THAT the truth?

EmperorWhenua: only if I want it to be

bznuju: so its a lie

EmperorWhenua: if I want it to be, yes

bznuju: but do you want it to be so

bznuju: or will you accept

bznuju: that the banana

bznuju: was

bznuju: a

bznuju: lie

EmperorWhenua: that is correct, I do want it to be

bznuju: so you're saying that the banana is true

EmperorWhenua: yes

bznuju: kk

bznuju: glad we're clear

bznuju: ...all this lying made my head hurt

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I'm not buying it..

 

That that was a lie?

 

I lie about everything

 

The following statement is a lie

The previous statement is true

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Billions of lifeforms screaming in agony with every bite of the banana I take. Mmmmm, people. =3

 

~EW~

were you really eating a banana?

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The cake is a lie. I don't why people lie about bananas as long as there's a cake. :P

 

Also, I have a feeling that all this lying will cause a paradox somehow...

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