Yesterday, while Gotham City was offline, several superhero assistants and I used the spare time to exercise our powers of memory through artistic means.
Also...
~Batgirl
Guesswhatguesswhatguesswhat!? It's two-thirty AM and most people are asleep, but I'M NOT! I'm sitting up typing and I'm not asleeeep! Iiiii'm awake, fully awake, and type-type-typing awaaaaayyy...
'Cause see, me and LM, we're hangin' out and stuff and trying to keep a grip on sanity, and did you know that by two in the morning, a tap-dancing bananamuffin is entirely believable?
'Cause we has TAP-DANCING BANANAMUFFINS.
~Wheeeeee!
It's so amazing! The server isn't busy at all! Oh my g
Laughin’Man: Aha, found it
Turakii: What?
Laughin’Man: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? [Two-Face tries to raise his arms] I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know…I just do things. The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon's got plans. You know…they're schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I'm not a schemer.
Laughin’Man: That's why there's nothing on my To-Do list =D
Turakii: You chase cars?
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Aye, First Mate Nokama of the Highly Renowned Though Handleless Double-Barrelled Pistol say so, she did.
And if ye ain't talkin' with a pirate's speech within five minutes, she'll be havin' ye swabbin' the starboard bow.
Turakii
Traku has now set up his XBox 360 for XBox Live. If anyone is willing to die a horrible death in Halo 3 (says he), his gamertag is QPCT999.
No, I don't have it yet.
~EDIT~ I has a gamertag now! I wanted to go for EZ Kill, but ended up being (*gasp!*) Turakii instead.
Turakii
So in this entry, we are proud to present you with what is likely to become the 2008 Song of the Year. Many of you have probably heard clips of it in various places, but have yet to hear it in its beautiful entirety.
Behold!
Turakii
My heart jumps
It jumps out of my chest
'Cause I love you to death
There's no shame in what I say
'Cause I love
I love you to death
I-I-I chose
To forget all the rest
'Cause you're the best
I love you to death
I took a bullet through my bulletproof vest
And it hurt
Oh, you know it
I love you to death
We'll be together forever
And that's a promise promise
Can't live a second without you
Got to be honest honest
I'm not afraid of the chances that I take
This ain't no te
I love you
You love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say
You love me too?
Doesn't it make you feel all fuzzy inside?
Turakii
So, I got the expander in yesterday. Ready for a pronoun-confusing explanation?
The expander is this metal, square thing which is up at the roof of my mouth. It's prevented from falling out by four metal... poles?... that are attached to metal rings on four of my back teeth.
In case you've always wondered what an expander feels like, try putting a finger in the top of your mouth and walking around like that. Then say hello to someone. And then maybe try to eat a cookie.
The expander is
Are you bored? Are you wandering around zombielike, desperate for something, anything, to break the monotonous wall of having nothing to do? Do you enjoy randomness? Here are a few options to chase your boredom blues away! You could... Not press the red button Be a pirate Abduct cows Do the Caramel Dance Watch an onion spin Turn your text backwards Attempt to decipher the strategy of this game Spend time with your best buddy
Turakii
This is the slightly late sequel to SZ's Love Story!...Ish. Ready? Here we go...
Meanwhile, on a completely different part of the island, a Matoran named Moe was selling electric razors.
"Razors! Razors! Get 'em while they're hot!"
Most Matoran walked by without even glancing at him. A few, who looked strangely as though they had recently discovered the hard way that Matoran don't have hair, paused long enough to give him melting glares.
"Razors! Razors!" Moe began to get desperate.
Which platform gaming system, in your opinion, owns? Owns beyond all doubt? Owns more than Akamai and Wairuha combined?
See, Traku is thinking of possibly purchasing the one that wins out. He also wanted me to mention that he'd prefer the cost of the gaming system to be below a million thousand dollars.
Turakii
