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Words we often so desperately want to say, but leave unspoken, for one reason or another, for fears rational and irrational, whether it makes sense or not. 

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You Have 24 Hours

Look at the time.   24 hours is up, and a new set of 24 hours begins. A Matoran wanders in, asks a few questions, and then...   You Have 24 Hours.   Don't tell me you don't what the time limit's for - remember when I said 'no exceptions'? I didn't actually mean it. There's always an exception. If someone says no exceptions, you can practically guarantee there's a exception somewhere. Maybe the right circumstances will bring it forward into the light, or perhaps it's hidden away behind a loophole

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A Bunch of Non-Serious Questions

1. Who are you, and why are you viewing this blog entry and plotting your invasion into my noble kingdom of the heart? 2. Why do you swear fealty to Hapori Tohu? 3. Can I swear fealty to you? 4. A sword magically floats over to you and challenges you to a duel to non-existence. Do you accept? 4a. Scenario A: The Sword wins. Do you accept defeat or do you consume the sword? I left out the detail that the sword was actually made of confectionery. 4b. Scenario B: You win. You have be

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G1 Mystery Solved

In the 2005 film 'BIONICLE: WEB OF SHADOWS', a work of absolute and unparalleled art, the character RAHAGA NORIK (a small red helicopter rahkshi turaga) explains about the MYTHICAL RAHI KEETONGU. Another character, ONEWA HORDIKA, misinterprets this as the KEY TO NONGU, a legendary artefact. The mystery is not (it is a key) what it is or where it can be found, but what it unlocks.   Thus I present to you our guess: in all of GENERATION ONE BIONICLE, there is only one candidate that fits. They ar

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BZPBM: Help Me Name Some Things

So, because it's a bit ridiculous, I'd like you BZPBM players to help me name the following: The Name of Tesara's Pro-Skrall Village The Name of Tesara's Anti-Skrall Village Specifics of the Revenant Great Being - name, gender, tribe. I am not good with names, and it's getting ridiculous referring to 'Tesara's Pro Skrall Village'. I know I could do this myself, but then you'd end up with names like 'Smolda' and 'Chlora'. As in smouldering and chlorophyll. As for the Revenant Great Being, I w

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Egg

Have I mentioned I have an egg allergy before? I might have, but I'll state it again anyway.   It was very pleasant to find out.   Now I look at every egg with fear, because the eggs are plotting against me - that much is obvious. Eggs are not nice. They are hard and hazardous with naught but a consideration with the welfare of other foodstuffs.   Now, I shall ask BZPower a question because that seems to be what I do in blog entries a little too much. Tell me if I should stop. I know the an

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New Elements

I've got some amazing ideas for some new elements for G1:   Kinetics Vacuum Acid Repulsion Paper Fate Boxes Telephones Limbs Emoticons Canon Blood Fans Money Absurdity Media Humans Toa Skull Spiders Generation Two Vehicles Inika Torsos CCBS LEGO Minfigures Stupidity Headphones Centre-Aligned Text Bad Fanfiction Blogs BZPower Televisions Cybernetics Ideas Science Uselessness Dead Horses   All brilliant ideas.

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Bara Magna: Again Slightly More Realised

Summary of Bara Magna Parched. Sandy. Harsh. The desert planet of Bara Magna is no place for the faint of heart.   It is also no place for the good-hearted. Generosity is frowned upon, for resources are very limited. As such, Glatorian warriors battle in the arenas to settle disputes over resources, scarce in the barren desert wastelands of Bara Magna, and yet even winning a battle does not guarantee the resources will be safe from the beings that prowl the deserts, such as the Vorox, Bone Hun

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10 AMAZING Thoughts (You WON'T BELIEVE number 7!)

1. Why was the Mistika's Silver so hated but not the excessive Grey of the Phantoka? If anything, the silver is much, much more preferable to the grey. 2. Why hasn't anyone on Okoto simply stepped on the Skull Spiders to kill them? 3. Why has BIONICLE not had a year in space yet? 4. Who is Bingzak? 5, Was Bingzak paid by Microsoft to promote Bing? 6. Is Bingzak a hint of what's to come in 2017: the great BONKLE Search Engine war? 7. What do Okotoans eat? What is their food source? How do they e

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Things

I wish we could type things in different fonts in search engines. Sometimes I search things and I'm surprised they actually exist. Sometimes I search things and I'm disappointed they don't exist. Sometimes I search things and I end up with completely irrelevant results.   And for some reason, over the past few days, my mind has been wanting me to say 'Telephone' as if it were the pinnacle of all humour. What's so humorous about the word telephone, mind? I'd like to know why I giggle at the word

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The Questions

What's the best CCBS set? What's the worst CCBS set? What G1 set displayed the best use of the old BIONICLE system? What G1 set displayed the old BIONICLE system at its worst? Transparent Orange Hau: good or bad? What enemies do you hope the Toa face in 2016? You are tasked with destroying the BIONICLE generation 1 universe in order to make way for generation 2. How do you do this? A volcano on Okoto erupts, covering the half of the island in ash. How does the island change? Ok

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BIONICLE Zone... Power

When you think about it, the name 'BIONICLE Zone Power' doesn't really make much sense, does it? I could understand 'BIONICLE Zone' - we could say "Welcome to the BIONICLE Zone", but... BIONICLE Zone Power?   "Weclome to the BIONICLE Zone... Power." "Welcome to BIONICLE Zone... Power."   Now, I know this is about fourteen years late (wow BZP is older than some of its users), but why not something like 'KanohiZone Community' or 'BioniclePower Forums'? 'KanohiZone Community' makes a bit more sense

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A Question

Why is Takua up there by the blog title? What is he planning? Why is he taken aback by something? If he has more rocks in his head than a Po-Matoran, I think he should get surgery to fix that.

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Game Development and Releases

Apparently, it's ABSOLUTELY ABHORRENT that a major game studio hasn't released a game since 2011. That is apparently 'unacceptable' and game devs need to tell us a lot about what they are doing and must never be completely silent about it.   Right. I prefer not to have games rushed, thank you. This year's seen far too much of that.   Statements like those above, I imagine, really annoy game developers. I don't even make games and I understand that games just don't pop into existence, large gam

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The Other Thing, and a Request

Teaser A City of Earth, ceaselessly expanding, always advancing, eyes on the nearby fortress, consequences ignored, for they unofficially rule. A technophobic Treetop City, standing against technology, tied to nature itself, growing increasingly zealous. An increasingly isolationist Cavern Village, where outcasts are outcasts no longer, where the Red Stars can tell the future and the citizens refuse to share. An Ancient Fortress rumbles once more, guarded by many traps and unseen

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Ekimu Theory with 100% Solid Proof

Ekimu is evil.   You can tell because his name starts with 'E'. Evil begins with 'E'.   Furthermore, Ekimu and Evil share an I, making Ekimu more evil.   Ekimu? More like Evilkimu. And of course, everything he says about Makuta is not to be trusted.   Also, he was sealed in a coffin by the Protectors. What if that wasn't because he was, uh, weak? What if that was because he was a source of great evil and had to be sealed away, and now he has manipulated the entirety of Okoto into reawakening h

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BIONICLE 2015 Questions

Which is your favourite Skull Skeleton? Which transparent colour do you prefer? What do you think of the gold+transparent blends of the masks? Why do you think Tahu and Gali don't have any? Skull Scorpio sucks? Do you think we'll get a Makuta set next year?

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Ekimu

Ekimu, Lava Beast, and Storm Beast arrived in the mail today.   Ekimu's Magical Growth Spurt is a pretty good set. He finally got rid of that impractical hammer-gun and replaced it with a hammer, in addition to mounting his shield to his forearm so he can wield his hammer two-handed if he so wishes. Hammer is a pretty creative and clever arrangement of pieces that creates a shape one mold probably wouldn't be able to replicate. Also, the transparent blue is excellent him. He's like the Toa, but

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An Inaner Thought-scenario

(Is Inaner a word?)   Imagine this: you are in a room. In this room is a table - a long one, in the shape of an oval, with a large hole in the middle. The table's surface is about 90cm in width. There are chairs on the inner side of the table, and there are people sitting in all but one. You are in the middle of this central position. As you walk towards the empty chair, the heads of the people start to turn. Towards you, even to degrees that should not be possible - on the chair on the opposite

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