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Words we often so desperately want to say, but leave unspoken, for one reason or another, for fears rational and irrational, whether it makes sense or not. 

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It's Over

The beast that is 2016 has been slain.   I'd say 'goodbye', but in the sense that it feels good to finally say bye. It's not going to be missed.   Hoping for a better 2017.
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Naming Day

IT'S NAMING DAY!   What name did Turaga Vakama's secret clone give you?   My apparent new name is 'Why Do I Have Duck Feet I Don't Actually Have Duck Feet That's My Name Why Did Vakama's Secret Clone Give Me This Name'.
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Toa Stone

Game idea for G&T, which needs something fresh. Very basic right now, came up with it in sleep. Sort of inspired by Mafia and Technic Coliseum, but not really like them - not round-based, probably real-time instead.   No idea on the amount of players yet, but it's got a few designated things, split into three rounds:   Round One: Survival: One player is Makuta. Their goal is to kill all the Matoran. Another player is a Toa. Their goal is to protect the Matoran. Everyone else is Matoran.
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The Earthspheroid

Acknowledging assistantence non-foreign individuals of +95% similar chemicular arrangement.   This exact-particular existence instance of Us is retroactively foolenstanced various existence instances of title designation Earthenbeing, self-assigned 'Humans', senseless inlogic used frequency upper than assume-knowned limits. Peviously unexisted measuring documentation started require prior unexisting existence instance.   Infilisguising above high unsuccess chancentage. Unable consumable smelle
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Necks

Imagine if our necks were like screws in that if we rotated our heads our head + neck would pop out of our body, and also that are necks were flexible + extendable so we could look around corners around corners, and that that our detached neck-heads could float. So you could detach your head by unscrewing it, get someone else to detach their head, and swap bodies for a while, or go on an adventure as just a head (and a pair of hands, see that other blog entry), or extend your neck if you needed
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Hands

Imagine if we had detachable hands that could float when detached, and the fingers were further detachable. And our nails, instead of having to be cut when they get too long, could be sent flying at high speeds towards things.   You could do so much more if our hands were like this.
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Ears

Imagine if our ears were detachable, had serrated edges on one side, and we could throw them and they would return (with the serrated edges pointing away from us, of course).     ...Wait, that'd be very painful. But you'd literally be able to hear for miles around. You could also put your ears somewhere and eavesdrop on some secret conversations, like how people react incredulously to the fact they now have detachable serrated boomerang ears.
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"Draw a Hot Dog"

"I see the Mona Lisa"   uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh   (Google Quickdraw for those interested)
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Untitled

Roses are red Violets are blue Lhikan dies in BIONICLE 2   BIONICLE 2: Legends of Metru Nui released over 12 years ago and is older than a good portion of people on the internet. In the film, Lhikan dies near the end trying to save main character, Vakama, from being absorbed by the evil Makuta - who has this giant shadow hand. How cool would it be to have your own giant shadow hand? Not to absorb things into you because that's mean, of course, but just as another hand.
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Irritating

You know what I hate?   When people speak under their breath, particularly about other people.   You're still loud enough to be heard. Lots of us aren't deaf.
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Yet Another Question

What would you do if you were trapped in a room, and on the other side of the only door there was nothing?
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The Fifth of November

Remember, remember, the fifth of November, come join the splendour at the local community centre and please don't dismember our local defenders in front of our event attenders until it turns december, it'll just raise their tempers.   Remember, people - Guy Fawkes was a religious terrorist who wanted to blow up the Houses of Parliament with gunpowder, not a misunderstood hero.   "But I saw a movie"   No.
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ANOTHER QUESTION

Once again, you are trapped in a room. Or content to be in the room. Whichever floats the boat you probably don't have.   But this time, instead of a swarm of wasps on the other side of the only door... it's 2016. And it keeps asking you what your favourite things are, the individuals you admire, the people closest to you, the media you like... it's determined to get answers from you.   You can hear its nefarious giggling through the door.   So what do you do?
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A QUESTION

If you were trapped in a room, and on the other side of the only door there was an angry swarm of wasps, what would you do?
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The Night Of Many Scares

Have you given your local Skeleton Overlord the sweet confectionery they desire?   Remember, to show your respect for the skeleton overlords, put a bone in your window. That way, they won't come into your house and demand it even if you forget. They are merciful rulers, except when they aren't, in which case you'll be split into two halves, the half of bone and the half of flesh. A skeleton to rule over, and flesh to, uh, be animated for spooky uses.   And then, when the ghosts and other intang
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A question

How do people manage to have confidence in themselves? Even if they've never managed to have any degree of confidence in themselves?   How can you when you know that you're probably one of the worst people alive? How can you even hope to have the arrogance to talk to better people, as if you should?   How can you even think it's okay to think things like this when other people have worse problems, and thus expressing them is so incredibly selfish, because they need help more than you do?   H o w
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FREND! ? YES FREND!

HI EVERY1   ARE U PREPARED 2 MEAT UR NEW FREND? I FOWND A NEW FREND FOR ALL OF U NEEDING 1. HOW DO U FIND A FREND U ASK????? WELL ITS REELLY QUIET SIMPUL. U JUST GO DOWN 2 THE SOP & BUY 1. SUMTIMES THEY HAVE A BUY 1 GET 1 FREE OFFER ON. OTHER TIMES THEYRE DISSCOWNTED. I CANT SAY HOW MUCH THEY COST CUZ I FORGOT. ALSO IF THEY DONT HAVE 1 JUST ASK THE CASHEER TO CHEKC THE BACK STOREAGE PLACE. AND CHECK BEHIND UR BACK FREND ALLWAYS NEEDS ATTENSHUN OR U R NOT FRENDLY ENOUGH AND U DIE   ANYWAY  
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Anxiousness

Does anyone else suddenly get moments of massive anxiety and start worrying about everything that it gets so hard to focus on anything else?   Everyone's judging you, there are problems with everything you have that you need to fix, your problems are eternal and cannot be fixed, you're a burden to everyone else... that kind of thing.
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pOIginant? no i'm tired

Everyone that's ever lived has been alive at some point   Everyone that existed existed at some point   Even you
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What Would You Do If You Had...

What would you do if you were effectively immortal, eternal, pretty much had divine powers and the things that come with it?   That is to say, What would you do if you had divinity, or at the very least, an approximation of it?   Would you become a recluse, afraid that you would misuse the power? Would you attempt to dominate the world (and if you would, that's, uh, quite concerning)? Would you attempt to share it with others, somehow? Would you use your power to change what you thought needed
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