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Lego Polybag/Exclusives Haul

Visited the flea market on Sunday, managed to find a couple cool little retired pieces, including a couple Star Wars polys I needed for my collection! Overall, spend $65 Canadian; I think I did pretty well!

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

BZPRPG!!!

So, seeing as BZPRPG is getting to the point of stagnancy which sees mosquitos start to look to it as a breeding ground, and it doesn't seem like that's gonna change for a while, I'd like to open a discussion (miiiight not be the right choice of words, considering I'll probably be the only one reading and discussing hahaha).  -What NEW things would you like to see implemented in the new BZPRPG arc? -What OLD things would you like to see brought back? -For those of you with experie

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Ebb Of Digression (New Lyrics!)

For those who don't know, I play in a death metal band. In the absence of role-playing, I've pitted all of my energies into songwriting. Here's my latest; throw some critique at me:     I have tailored the end By means of revolution, the fists of the people will speak On high ground I stand Where every footfall beats through my corrupted flesh Our roots will weave together In the wake of your plague, cohesive ideas pass judgment on pitiful man The drums of war Battle cries ring in unison, scream

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Crimson Jester

Draw Your Weapons!

Five hundred fifty-six days. Thirteen thousand, three hundred forty-four hours. Eight hundred thousand, six hundred-forty minutes. Roughly forty-eight million seconds. A lot can happen in such a prolonged stretch of time. The leaves can turn orange, fall. Be swept aside by frigid winds, and pummeled by the unrelenting weight of crystalline snow. Melt away, bringing forth fresh sprigs of grass, damp and springy. And the cycle can repeat.   What can happen in a year and a half? And entire continen

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Battle Studies

Life is a constant battle. I flourish on the battlefield. At heart, we are all soldiers in our own game.   That being said, I'm really bored with the way this war is going. Same repeated attacks and defenses, time and time again. Life needs variation. Suggestions?

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Crimson Jester

Contemplation; It's Good For You.

Things have come to my attention recently. Situations have been formed, due to both my own actions and things far beyond my grasp. Either way, I have come to the unwavering conclusion that, despite convictions to keep to themselves, everyone should learn to be comfortable with themselves. People should have the capability to be honest and open with everyone. They should learn to turn their thoughts and feelings into words, and communicate with those around them. In my eyes, confusion and miscomm

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Crimson Jester

Grilled Cheese

Grilled cheese is one of those few things in life you can always be sure of; one of those simple, yet amazingly comforting nuances in life. All it is is two butter-slathered pieces of bread, inseminating their toasty deliciousness into the tender, melting slice of cheese pressed into the soft inner sides of the bread. Add a little dab of the vibrant flavoring provided by ketchup, and you have literally one of the only things brilliant enough to be served in heaven.   If that there didn't make y

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

6 Years

I totally just realized, yesterday was the beginning of my 7th year at BZPower.

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Crimson Jester

Opinions: Put A Sock In It!

Time for a short little rant, maggots!   Opinions. Like the humans behind them, opinions are scattered and diverse. They are part of what I like to call our individuality complex; what makes you, you. Like fingerprints, there are no two sets of opinions that exactly match. This can range from your favorite sports team, whether you enjoy a certain type of food, or even your favorite music/bands. People also carry negative opinions, usually biased in one way or another by hearsay, or a bad experi

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Earn Your Stripes, Private!

"The deadliest weapon in the world is a Jester and his rifle. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat. Your rifle is only a tool. It is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Jesters and then you will be in a world of hurt because Jesters are not allowed to die without permission. Do you maggots have what it takes?"  

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Crimson Jester

Reboot!

Well, it seems that the generosity of the BZP populace has yet again caught me off guard.   For those who haven't taken notice yet, I am a week away from the beginning of my sixth, I repeat, sixth year at BZP. I'm sure it's something many people have hit, and will continue to hit, but, from my perspective, it seems like quite the milestone. In these six years, many things have happened. Bad times, like Hurricane Katrina, the canceling of Duke Nukem Forever (Fornow) and the recent Haiti earthqu

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Crimson Jester

I Am Metal

A little tidbit of info Nuju Metru so kindly allotted me:   Nuju: you're a metal dude tho, right? CJ: Oh yeah. All about the metal. Nuju: thought so CJ: Haha, what gave that away? Nuju: i dunno. lets see. um. i simply can't remember!! [/sarcasm] CJ: Just toss a stone in the pond, man. Nuju: it -radiates- from you. the metal vibe. CJ: So, I AM metal? Nuju: you ARE metal

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Crimson Jester

Mein Zurzeit Leben

So, since it's been a while, I figure I'd take a break from blogging my lyrics (since nobody bothers critiquing them anyhow :\), and give you guys a little life update.   First off, general life garbage: I moved at the end of the summer. Bigger town, stupid rich kids, but still nothing to do. Lots of gorgeous babes, though. That's a definite upside to Wetaskiwin.   Got a job, as well. Actually, two. First of all, I'm now Chief Survival Instructor of my new Cadet squadron. This job has me in ch

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Crimson Jester

From The Mouth Of... That One Place.

Feel the heat Rapid-fire Tearing flesh A hail of death   Mounted chaos Spitting lead Breathing fire All are dead   I am the war machine Product of our misdeeds Make you hurt, make you bleed But you're the one pulling the trigger here And you're the one killing here Don't blame me   Feeding [EXPLETIVE] Steel barrel Bellowing casings Muddy gallow   Bodies pile Smoking vent Cool it down Kill again   You are a war machine A product of your own misdeeds Make them hurt, make th

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Messiah(bolical)

I want no one to escape Gripping tight the sickle-blade Swing to seal your fate All is lost   No warning to my approach On your life I will encroach As the blood pours from your throat Release your soul   Don't judge me for what I do Messiah, I'm saving you Freedom from your tortured shell Abandon the rest, earthly ######   Come to meet the hangman's noose Draws you to the gallows, seduced Death will find you better use Come to me   Do not be ashamed at your demise For in your d

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Divinations Ii

Fresh morning air has a very distinctive taste. Cool, crisp, and sweet. But on this particular morning, that signature aura was disturbed. On this morning, a bitter, slightly burnt smell rode on the wind, the aroma of smoke and fire. Ashes floated in the sky, barely discernible against a charcoal sky.   The Toa slid his tongue along his his teeth, trying to scrape the horrible taste and grey particles off of his teeth. He clutched the hilt of his blade, it's brown leather grip a warm, soothing

Crimson Jester

Crimson Jester

Divinations Iii

A scream. A shrill, blood-curdling cry. His eyes were wide with fear. His heart raced.     The sky had grown a sickening reddish hue. It was full of them now. His feet could barely run fast enough. He wouldn't get away.     Another battle-cry from the winged beast. The Toa turned. Leathery wings. White eyes. Blood-stained talons.     And his last feeling was the searing of claws, dug deep into his chest.     “Upon the first Seal's collapse, winged beasts will come forth from the skies, bring

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Crimson Jester

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