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Kids, Just Say No

To old memes.   Okay, so I had this idea for a publicity stunt. We release a balloon, like an everyday party balloon, and convince people there is a cat embryo inside it. =O   And the embryo's name is Dokuma. =O   And by cat I mean human.

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Dokuma

I Stand Corrected

Aho's cat IS a BZPower member!   Due to issues with MSN slowing down my comp, I'm using IE right now. >=O   Anyway, this entry is devoted to this site. For those of you who don't know, this site is a Wikia wiki all about the Artwork III forum. VTK, Bladetitan, Dlakii, and myself are all admins on there. We're trying to get as many active editors as possible, so feel free to stop by and edit away.   This entry is also dedicated to the Lulz. Do it for them.   Not to mention my Core War ent

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Dokuma

Gogogogo

1. Guys, remember the awesomeness of the abnormal people fad? A.k.a., malable nor pope? Total stroll down memory lane. : D NOW QUICK EVERYONE RESURRECT THE FAD! GOGOGOGOGOGOGO   2.   3. Tuesday five! See #1 Do you promise to read my short story and post? =) Can you drive? If you had to pick a celeb for me to date, who would she be? Honk if you miss The Sarah Connor Chronicles. 4. lol i got my faxon two days early   5. Time to welcome a new child into the family!

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Dokuma

Attention Everyone!

EDIT: ALERT. SPITTY HAS MADE A NEW I AGWEE BANNER. This is fo real; it's located on his maj and he's using it as his sig. =O     Okay, I'm off the ledge now. But it was George Costanza's lawyer who ultimately convinced me.   You get points if you understand that joke.   Anyway, I entered the BS01 contest, but I won't let you guys read it until HH fixes the post. It got messed up badly. >.>   So... it's that time of the week again!     This week's theme... fiction. : D Make of that

Dokuma

Dokuma

Oh Noes!

I'm tempted to give up an old tradition of mine and stop posting in my font. I may or may not keep the #527497 color by itself without any other formatting. I've made a couple posts in this style to see if I like it or not.   Talk me off the ledge, guys.   Oh, and this just in as of this morning--Blue Eyes is going to start dating someone else! So of course the whole not being ready thing was bull. Yaaay. =)  

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Dokuma

Why?

Why does my right index finger smell like ham every afternoon?   Seriously, why?

Dokuma

Dokuma

Monkeys

In case you're wondering, Spitty hasn't gotten a chance to work on the musical since school started back up. So we're postponing it until he has a break. Hopefully around the holidays we'll be able to crank more hilarity out. ^^   And Blue Eyes is back from Florida. She didn't really have anything to say the other week when I informed her of my intentions, but she still wants to meet up as friends. Don't ask me why. So we'll see where that goes, if anywhere. I told her I'd give her a buzz when

Dokuma

Dokuma

The Next Upgrade In Awesome

So Jim and Pam are married. That's good.   Now Clark needs to reveal himself to Lois.   Evidently NBC reads this blog. The CW does not. And hey, speaking of which, Gordon Ramsey should read this blog too, because he picked the wrong person to win Heck's Kitchen yet again. He's now 2 for 6. Boo.   Speaking of Heck's Kitchen, evidently, if you're Amanda, 3 x 3 = 6.

Dokuma

Dokuma

Mayonnaise Taco Tuesday

Judging by the image two entries down, what do you think my Core War entry is about?Are you employed?If you were to change your name to something Dokuma-related, what would it be?What is your favorite sport????PROFIT!

Dokuma

Dokuma

Mayonnaise Taco Monday

Today's theme? Ask Dokuma Anything.   So in otherwords, anything goes. 'Cause I mean, how can I honestly call it "Ask Dokuma Anything" if you can't ask me anything?   Yes, that's me, Dokuma. I am a real live Bionicle named Dokuma. lolololol

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Dokuma

Remember

Smeag and Nik and I are cool now. So there. =PI had no idea there was a fad going on about making fun of their relationship. I didn't know about it until I read Smeag's blog. My comment wasn't intended to be part of that at all. For anyone taking part in such behavior, lay off them.Just so you guys know, Sunny's name change has nothing to do with Smeag and Nik. It was a joke from a different website. Sunny and I aren't romantically involved and don't know each other in real life, we're just very

Dokuma

Dokuma

Oh My Gosh

OH MY GOSH TURAKII AND TLH ARE THE NEW SMEAG AND NIKS   Okay, my plan was to make all of you become me. And it worked! Now, phase two will begin... I WILL BECOME YOU!   *maniacal laughter*   And now, because someone had to say it sooner or later:  

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Dokuma

Calling All Dokumas

HEY GUYS   To really confuse people, start posting in my font =O   [b][color=#527497][font=comic sans ms][/b][/color][/font] CAN YOU DIG IT? What's your favorite book? What's your favorite image in this blog? What would be an even better description for this blog than the current one? What do you want to get off your chest?

Dokuma

Dokuma

Have A Day

Today's theme... religion, race, and politics!   Just kidding. xD   It's actually blogs!   Also this week is going to be a hilarious week for this blog. Seriously. You've no idea what awaits you.   Have a day.

Dokuma

Dokuma

The Goings On In Lady Land

Well, as I said earlier, I sent her a message on Facebook laying out what I tried [awkwardly] to say over the phone. She never replied, but I texted her back yesterday and she responded saying she still wants to hang out some time when she gets back from FL... the implication being purely as friends. We'll see what happens. Maybe when she gets back from FL she'll be over the breakup. >>   THIS IS ABOUT BLUE EYES NOT MRS. DOKUMA BTW   Evidently at least one person on here thought Sunny a

Dokuma

Dokuma

The Birth Of Another Legend

My guitar teacher lent me his book so I could make copies, which means FREE SHEET MUSIC & TAB OF SATRIANI/CLAPTON/SANTANA/VAUGHAN/KING/JOHNSON, ETC.! 8D   Anyway, now it's time for yet another [0.o] exclusive... that's right, a webcomic. Every Saturday. That's the Oofo Blog guarantee.   It's based off of an old content block I had years ago, which was a fake ad for "Bananapooters." Quite a long time ago, actually, I had the idea to do a comic based on this, but I didn't get around to it un

Dokuma

Dokuma

Theeves!

The first person whom successfully completes this maze will be awared with the Golden Spork Award. Good luck. HINT: Melons are tasty! =D   Well, in the spirit of the BEEMADOSCAMSTMB! fad, there needs to be an official tally of people with Dokuma-related screen names! : D So, there's a new content block right underneath the first one. OMG =O

Dokuma

Dokuma

Der Man Wacht Auf.

Die Socken reichen gut!   *achem* What are you happy about right now? What are you disappointed about right now? If this blog wasn't named [0.o], what would be a good name? If I weren't named Dokuma, what would be a good name? What BZP member do you miss (don't mention banned member, o'course )?

Dokuma

Dokuma

Der Montag Eins

This week's theme... the opposite gender.   So I ask her out, she's all like woot yeah. And then she texts me like, hey still getting over my breakup, not ready kthxbai but I still want to get together to hang out as friends. So I'm like o_O lol wut so I leave her a message and she calls me back and I'm not mentally prepared so the conversation ends all awkward like. Anyway I sent her a message on Facebook so hopefully things will be resolved. I'm sorta indifferent at this point. We'll see what

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Dokuma

Meh

Mixed signals FTL.   I'll explain on Monday.

Dokuma

Dokuma

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