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A Battle Of Pride, Honor, And Nerf

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Swert

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Alrighty then.

 

Picture this if you will.

 

So EmperorWhenua and I have a bit of a conflict coming up. To an outsider's POV, it's harmless fun. We'll be bringing NERF swords, NERF guns, maybe even custom stuff. But to us?

 

This is war.

 

I will walk in to BrickCon 2011, armed to the teeth with a foam sword, some hatchets, and even a sniper rifle. EW will enter with guns packed to his eyeballs.

 

Only one will survive this foam battle.

 

But I will be victorious, for two reasons!

 

ONE! I will have spent by far less money on this war. SWORDS COST 13 USD. GUNS COST 30. WHAT IS THIS?

 

TWO! I won't have to pick up 200 rounds of foam darts at the end. Six at most, and I'm borrowing Kakaru/Arkov's sniper rifle.

 

So I propose this to you: Who will win this battle? The armed-to-the-teeth, foam-spitting arsenal of EmperorWhenua, or the foam-bladed, hatchet-wielding, sniper cunning of Swert?

 

WHO! IS! THE DEADLIEST NERFIOR?

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What could be epicer than Swert vs. EmperorWhenua?

 

AXE COP VS. SWERT VS. EMPERORWHENUA. Axe Cop instant wins.

 

Didn't know you played with Nerf :P

Bring the Vulcan. And don't forget a Maverick for reserve in case you run out ammo.

 

Good luck Deltas Noble Six Swert.

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Man this is a total ripoff of the Nerf War that Andrew, Shilo, and I had with Steve Witt back at BrickFair 2009 three years ago. I cry foul.

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Man this is a total ripoff of the Nerf War that Andrew, Shilo, and I had with Steve Witt back at BrickFair 2009 three years ago. I cry foul.

The major difference?

 

We're in Seattle, and we're using swords.

 

Sure, no Steve Witt... but there is a Steve Wert >: D

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Man this is a total ripoff of the Nerf War that Andrew, Shilo, and I had with Steve Witt back at BrickFair 2009 three years ago. I cry foul.

The major difference?

 

We're in Seattle, and we're using swords.

 

Sure, no Steve Witt... but there is a Steve Wert >: D

I bet the larpers use larger swords and they have flails as well as maces. After all, size matters.

 

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Man this is a total ripoff of the Nerf War that Andrew, Shilo, and I had with Steve Witt back at BrickFair 2009 three years ago. I cry foul.

The major difference?

 

We're in Seattle, and we're using swords.

 

Sure, no Steve Witt... but there is a Steve Wert >: D

So that was basically a confirmation that 2009's was far superior, given that Steve Witt is the coolest human being in history. ;)

 

Oh and Andrew and Lehvaklah and I covered the sword territory in NYC in 2008 and earlier this year. Total public mayhem in the middle of a Toys R Us. Good times. BT

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Protip: Keep a lightsaber hidden on your person at all times. Best trump card ever.

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Man this is a total ripoff of the Nerf War that Andrew, Shilo, and I had with Steve Witt back at BrickFair 2009 three years ago. I cry foul.

The major difference?

 

We're in Seattle, and we're using swords.

 

Sure, no Steve Witt... but there is a Steve Wert >: D

So that was basically a confirmation that 2009's was far superior, given that Steve Witt is the coolest human being in history. ;)

 

Oh and Andrew and Lehvaklah and I covered the sword territory in NYC in 2008 and earlier this year. Total public mayhem in the middle of a Toys R Us. Good times. BT

Just because you guys didn't once doesn't mean it's not worth doing again somewhere else. Besides, you totally missed the sword fight of BrickFair 2010. :P

 

Normally, I'm a fan of swords that can deflect bullets, but c'mon Swert, you're just planning to bring knifes to a gun fight? Think ahead!

 

Last time I fought Rene, there was a large arsenal of zamour spheres being shot around in my room. Apparently we broke my window in that fight. Not sure how or when that happened. :P

 

:music:

 

:music:

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Last time I fought Rene, there was a large arsenal of zamour spheres being shot around in my room. Apparently we broke my window in that fight. Not sure how or when that happened. :P

 

:music:

We did? :unsure:

 

COOL! :D

 

~EW~

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Last time I fought Rene, there was a large arsenal of zamour spheres being shot around in my room. Apparently we broke my window in that fight. Not sure how or when that happened. :P

 

:music:

We did? :unsure:

 

COOL! :D

 

~EW~

 

...

 

How in the world can you break a window with zamor spheres? What did you do, lob a few Midiks at it? :lol:

 

 

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Jason probably fell backward while attempting a Matrix dodge. He has a rather thick skull, so I'm not surprised he didn't realize his head was smashed into the window behind him and that there was a crack.

 

~EW~

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Did I mention my secret weapon?

 

I didn't?

 

Oh well. Swert knows what I'm talking about.

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Jason probably fell backward while attempting a Matrix dodge. He has a rather thick skull, so I'm not surprised he didn't realize his head was smashed into the window behind him and that there was a crack.

 

~EW~

 

Matrix dodge? :blink:

 

Okay, I think I will state this now.

 

To be a BZP member, your level of sanity must be virtually nothing.

 

-Zar-

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Jason probably fell backward while attempting a Matrix dodge. He has a rather thick skull, so I'm not surprised he didn't realize his head was smashed into the window behind him and that there was a crack.

 

~EW~

Naw, it totally happened when Rene realized he was beat, and he made his hasty escape by jumping through the window.

 

:music:

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EWs gonna win. xD

 

...I wish I could watch it unfold in Seattle.

Don't worry, it'll be on Animal Planet!

 

"Watch as the wild Swert approaches the tribe of Whenua's leader. The fight has began! The Swert takes out what appears to be a foam sword! The Emperor of the Whenua takes out a Shotgun! First shot misses. The Swert has been hit! Oh goodness, the Whenua has fired straight at the Swerts face... and it is down! The Swert seems to be getting back up! *Gasp* is that a- [We'll be right back after this short break. Stay tuned to see how the battle between the Swert and the Emperor Whenua continue!]

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Too bad you aren't going to Brickfair, which is in my reach. I could've joined in and sided with you. D':

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