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A Battle Of Pride, Honor, And Nerf


Swert

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Alrighty then.

 

Picture this if you will.

 

So EmperorWhenua and I have a bit of a conflict coming up. To an outsider's POV, it's harmless fun. We'll be bringing NERF swords, NERF guns, maybe even custom stuff. But to us?

 

This is war.

 

I will walk in to BrickCon 2011, armed to the teeth with a foam sword, some hatchets, and even a sniper rifle. EW will enter with guns packed to his eyeballs.

 

Only one will survive this foam battle.

 

But I will be victorious, for two reasons!

 

ONE! I will have spent by far less money on this war. SWORDS COST 13 USD. GUNS COST 30. WHAT IS THIS?

 

TWO! I won't have to pick up 200 rounds of foam darts at the end. Six at most, and I'm borrowing Kakaru/Arkov's sniper rifle.

 

So I propose this to you: Who will win this battle? The armed-to-the-teeth, foam-spitting arsenal of EmperorWhenua, or the foam-bladed, hatchet-wielding, sniper cunning of Swert?

 

WHO! IS! THE DEADLIEST NERFIOR?

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Too bad you aren't going to Brickfair, which is in my reach. I could've joined in and sided with you. D':

That's okay -- I'll be there, and you can side with me as I challenge the Dungeonmaster Tuck himself!

 

~EW~

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Too bad you aren't going to Brickfair, which is in my reach. I could've joined in and sided with you. D':

That's okay -- I'll be there, and you can side with me as I challenge the Dungeonmaster Tuck himself!

 

~EW~

 

Now that I'll be there to watch.

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Swert, you OFFICIALLY officially win the "Most awesome person in the history of EVER" award, seriously, this is. . . . . . .this is. . . . . . .There are no words to describe the awesomeness of this entry, in ANY language. Coupled with the entry before this one, you break the awesomeness gauge, scratch that, you practically NUKE the awesomeness gauge, it no longer exists.

 

 

~ELM~

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Swert, you OFFICIALLY officially win the "Most awesome person in the history of EVER" award, seriously, this is. . . . . . .this is. . . . . . .There are no words to describe the awesomeness of this entry, in ANY language. Coupled with the entry before this one, you break the awesomeness gauge, scratch that, you practically NUKE the awesomeness gauge, it no longer exists.

 

 

~ELM~

Foul!

 

I started this war to begin with. I should get the credit! D=

 

~EW~

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