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Omegafest: Jl Day


MT Zehvor

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JL's Booth or something, whatever.

Anyways, Hello everyone! It's me, JL, bringing you the info and stuff for the .... 2nd day of Omegafest? Im not sure. All hail Omega Turtle, that is all. Anyways, Its some kind of thing where I have to show you guys my stuff, kind of like Halofest, I guess. Problem is, I've never actually been to these places, and in sites with people going to these places are images.... of more images. And I can't really create images for this thing, because its text based. That sucks. Talk about being poor.

 

ANYWAYS, I guess I have to start with my first comedy, and my main one. I guess. How To Live An Exciting life! No doubt you have NEVER heard of this story because you don't even know me! In your puny brains you must be thinking "Oh, this comedy must be so much better than this How to be a boring noob thing or something" or "Oh, Aftermath ownedz nubs" or "Macdonalds" or whatever your incompetent arrogant brain can come up with as an excuse for being a lazy person who thinks "I don't wanna read because I'm half illiterate and I don't bother learning." Well, good luck to all you noobs, you will not contribute to society and I hope you enjoy your next job a 7-11. BUT If you are willing to give this comedy a shot, read on for the plans and stuff I have for the next year or so!

 

In the next year, we will......

1. Explore the issues of a massive city built for the Matoran, run by a Senate Council and kept inside an apartment..... inside a human city.

2. Find out what smart people do to stupid people!

3. Learn of the UBN, learn of truths, and learn of history! Myths! Legends!

4. Fight as the first Titan is reborn, and manages to take control of this city, which has been played with by Destiny, Fate AND The Meddler.

5. Start the Titan War!

 

Also, if you are an cool dude, by Titan, I don't mean the big sets. Those, I call Dumbos, because they are dumb and big.

Now, let's learn about the Titans. Who are they? What are they here for? What can they do?

Most of these questions I cannot answer for the well being of the most of you reading this as, without a doubt, YOU ARE STUPID! How do I know? I AM TOO! YOU HEAR ME? But, I can answer some things.

 

Who are the Titans? A group of 12 Bionicles who are the firstborn from Chaos and Order, the 2 who embrace and leave (Just like the average male and female) all the time. These Titans had been controllers of the Bionicle World, hiding in the midst of humans, who also came to worship some of the Bionicles as gods of their culture.

 

What are their powers?

For your sake, I shall also list their names because you forgot them already.

Axes - Titan King, Lord of Time.

Mebiox - Lord of Space, first Titan to be reborn and bring the fight to the UBN.

Destiny - Controller of Destiny (Wow, his powers WOULD seem pretty good, but its actually just him looking at visions and then recreating it. BORING.)

Fate - Controller of Fate (Same as Destiny, except theres a difference between destiny and fate. Destiny is the road and Fate is the consequence.)

Most of the others have faded from the walls of primal men paintings. SORRY. Sense the sarcasm.

 

However, Chaos, a female, has lots of children, and Order, male, usually can't do anything as she infects all her children with stupidity. So, why not take a look at the others? Hmmm.....

Lets check the records.....

There's a group of 12 called the Gigantes.... dunno if that is important. (It is.)

And a group of mutations created by Chaos, not born, hmmm. Oh, looks like its a entire race. Of faceless people. Faceless. Weird.

And...... not much more. Hmmm. Records seem to have been hidden from us. That's weird. Looks like our audience won't really get what they want.

 

Now, lets take a look at the UBN. The UBN, at first glance, seems to be a like the United Nations (Well, at the word Bionicle in there and you get UBN) of the Bionicle world, hidden in the midst of humanity. There are representatives from each city, meaning there are hundreds at most UBN councils, all that stuff. Cities include Legoland, Legoland somewhere else and Legoland over there. Several others too.

 

Well, now I don't want to talk much to you guys, about all this. I wonder if Omega can eat all this though. He should be able too. I hope so. If not, he owes me. :3 I don't like when its HIM owing me, though. He'll just eat me.

 

ANNNYYYYWAAYYYSSSS, Armies are being raised all over the world to try and invade all the key cities. The Apartment is one of them. Why? Well, I said so, so yeah. Monsters are reviving anywhere, and the Titans are going to make a crude battalion of it all around the world.

 

Ok! So, since I don't have much to say about How To Live An Exciting Life, I'll just move on to JL's story. The Freelancer thing. Yep Yep.

 

Its gonna end around chapter 30, but all I can say is those 5 evil dudes will die, in the end, 1 by 1, bit that last guy who dies manages to get TDL to send reinforcements, meaning JL has to fight a lot again. Yeah.

 

Now I don't wanna talk because you guys are so bored you aren't even reading. So I'll stop. Cya!

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