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Dear Ester,


Sisen

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Please do not seek Sanctum in the Metro 2033, otherwise you may end up in Limbo and someone will gift you a Torchlight.

 

You'll be wishing you were a Psychonaut, and then wind up with Amnesia which you can't remember buying...

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I'm Trine to keep up with all these puns, but I F.E.A.R. that mine are starting to be a Farcry from the intention. I'm almost reaching the point of RAGE at how hard it's getting to pull these ideas out of The Darkness.

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Buying should be getting; but otherwise, both your entry and Xaeraz's comments are both awesome. =D

 

Now, I'll just dive back into the two Portals I used to get here. *Jumps in, arrives back at the same place* ... Dang, knew I shouldn't have fired that second portal...

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I have answered the Call of Duty and come, with Just Cause, to join with you! For, like unto Dungeon Defenders, we must react to this Crysis; Orcs Must Die! We must protect the Stronghold of Civilization as Knights of the Old Republic whilst in the Company of Heroes!

 

Takuma Nuva

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I've followed the Assassin's Creed, which has honed my skill to a Mirror's Edge. Having emerged from Cryostasis as a Counter Strike against the Battlefield, I have become the Prototype for reaching the Singularity. That is, to say, a Demigod from chaos, Deus Ex DOOM.

 

Now, fetch me some Soup-er-Meat, Boy!

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