I recently bought a new computer. When I started to install Steam again, I caught a glimpse of something amazing. TF2 was installing, at 2% per second. Now that is just amazing because before it would take like 3 days to fully install.

After my amazing experience, I sat down to play with my cat. Just one problem though, I couldn't find him. "Black Mamba? Where the heck are you?!" (Yes, I have a cat named Black Mamba. Haven't you ever seen Kill-Bill?) I couldn't find him anywhere. Remember, when you're a magic prism, sometimes it can be difficult to get around. Anyways, I decided to just sit down and wait for him to come out while I watched Netflix because The Legend Korra doesn't start until 8. Once I had become fully immersed into the world of Eureka, I noticed something around the corner of my eye.

Next to my TV, I keep a couple of bookshelves for my books n' stuff. With all of the books in the top shelf, there is about 2 inches of space before it hits the top. That's where he was. Have you ever seen the movie Alien (1979) when its disguised into the circuits and stuff on the narcissus? That's exactly what it was like. I don't know how in the world he managed to get up there. The best part is that he couldn't come back down