This is my lawn

I think you might have the head on backwards. Rotate it around for the second expression. Decent hair piece tho, does it come in other colors?

 

(Wait, that's not a minifigure?)

 

Working on your Cousin Itt cosplay, I see.

Working on your Cousin Itt cosplay, I see.

 

THIS JOKE IS SO ORIGINAL, ERMAHGERD!

I'm actually kind of sort of maybe jealous of your long hair.

Wait... but does this mean you're NOT actually Santa?

 

EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE

@V1P2: Thanks. Honestly, going to social events around the holidays kinda sucks because there's this one person there that, like, fixates on the fact I'm a man and I have long hair. And, like, once my family chimes in that I'm actually doing it for charity, he kinda backs off a bit until five minutes later when he points out that my hair is still long. My dad likes to poke fun me about that too, and the rest of my family jokes that I'm a girl, even though that's a really sucky insult (because, you know, being a girl actually isn't an insult at all).

 

So, yeah... that's a thing. Still, I totally love that it's this long, and I think I'll keep it long and keep donating. Also, I should figure out where I want to donate it to. There are a few different charities out there.

 

@Aanchir: That's right. I just blew your mind. WHATCHA GON' DO, PUNK?!