AMATYC: Answers! :o

Entry posted by Ghidora131 March 27, 2015

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Well, Hello- *BANG*

Now is the time where I give answers. Yayz.

Note, all questions will be in bold font. Let's begin!

Why did you post this entry twice?

Well, it seemed as it was so awesome, i posted two of them, but it wasn't, so I deleted one. The funeral has cookies.

Do you dream about farm animals?

Interestingly enough, I did once. It was about a nuclear cow farm, and they all blew up at once, but somehow the farm survived unscathed.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Well, duh. I did that last week, Saturday specifically.

Do you like turning string cheese into Octopus's?

First of all, it's octopi, and-

On that note, do you like Octopus's?

Well, despite the fact that-

On another note, What about marshmallows, are they going to turn evil and destroy the world?

Undoubtedly. Eat them all before they get the chance.

Are Tomato's Evil and Untrustworthy?

Actually, yes. I knew one named Bob, he tried to trap his friend in a sink, started a flu virus, and even tried to rewrite history to his liking. He also has several underlings, a thousands base locations around the world, and usually enjoys knocking leaders down from their authoritative positions. Beware them.

What is the location of a 2x2 LEGO brick that goes by the name Samantha?

You know, I thought that gummy bear was awfully crunchy...

If a penny saved is a penny earned, then why the heck can't I get my dress to change colors?

Obviously take a dress with two dark colors, the darker one being reflective. Take a light-sensitive camera and line it up so that you get as much color distortion as possible. Voila. Bon appetite. Whatevs.

Peacocks, adorable modern day dinosaurs, or vicious blood-thirsty demons in shiny feathers?

Neither. They are a royal line of emperors, waiting for the bird revolution to take power.

Where can I buy a donut disguised mousetrap?

PM me, and we'll discuss the price.

Do you play chess?

Regularly.

What color is the sky?

It's a light pink hue, I believe. Contract it, and shove it all together, it looks like a messy pink hue. Of course, it's spread out in wondrous array, so we get a non-nauseating clear blue.

Do you know the muffin man?

Yes, and she's married to him. :OMG:

WHERE IS VEZON AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM

Oh, he's just sitting on the floor, eating spilled haggis.

Why is these grapes not tasty? I know that.

So why the Karz are you asking me?

WhY mY ShOuLdErS hUrT?

It's probably because you write like that.

mY LiFE iS Paln

Okaaayyyy.....

How does toast?

Well, you put the bread in the toaster, pull down on the lever, and you get toast! don't ask me where the bread goes, I don't know either.

Do you wanna take the dumb quiz?

Why? are you hosting it?

What color Is the sky?

Already answered.

What color is Pohatu?

Probably brown, unless he has that camo on again.

What color is the skin of a Ninjago minifig?

Why, it's blue razzleberry!

What was the first question I asked here?

I dunno. Something about you autobiography.

Why does this exist?

It gives people something to do.

Do you find my avatar to be glorious?

Yeah... Just... Hold... *loud disgusting sounds heard from restroom* *returns wearing heavily shaded glasses and a gask mask* It's perfect

Why does Dane exist?

His existence was brought into being by an accident where I was trying to construct the perfect goldfish incubator. Don't ask.

Why has Petewa not gotten me a Mocha yet?

He keeps drinking them. I've shut down the coffee machine until we can get him to stop.

Why are we here?

I'm afraid I can't answer this without heavy negative feedback and a flame war, but just look up the second law of thermodynamics.

How do you feel about the policy of austerity, primarily promoted nowadays by Germany and other EU nations?

TBH, I'm heavily disappointed. You would think that people would learn over hundreds of years of political struggles, but no. Herbert Hoover, one of the men who started it, was a wonderful president that came in at the wrong time. He did every thing in his power to try and stop the great depression, but there was only one FDR. It's just a placeholder for communism, really, like democracy. Don't do socialism, kids.

Now, comments about the questions may be listed below, other questions based on the answers, etc. GO!!!