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A Few Scenarioquestions


Trijhak

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I WANT

YOU

TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING:

 

 

 

You read the big text above, right? I want you to answer the following if not.


  1. You come home. You own one of those swivelly-chairs that would be terrifying if it gained sentience and the ability to move on its own. When you approach your chair, it swivels around to reveal a Bone-Head of Voodoo Island, fully sentient and able to move on its own. Its eyes are piercing into your soul and it begins addressing you in a dark and unfamiliar language, so dark and unfamiliar it feels like the Bone-Head could destroy the world if you did not do what it told you. What do you do?
  2. You accidentally destroy the world. How do you remedy this?
  3. You exit your home to find a large crowd of televisions. They are all facing towards you. On their screens are images of the television(s) in your house, breaking free from wherever it is and gaining sentience. The televisions facing you are now accusing you of holding a television hostage using audio clips from various television shows. You try to wake up because this is too absurd, but no, it's real. What do you do to escape the wrath of televisions?
  4. Years in the future, generation two has ended, as have generations three and four. Of BIONICLE, that is. Knowledge of Generation One has long been lost to history, since it is now 3015. You are now leading expedition to attempt to find relics of BIONICLE history, because we got bored with our own human history. You discover a huge amount of evidence for BIONICLE G1's existence. What do you do?
  5. You wake up and everyone is suddenly speaking French. You don't live in a french-speaking nation or area. You live in a place where french is not the native language and you don't know it. When you do attempt to try and converse in French, you speak Welsh instead because a curse a red dragon placed upon you. What do you do?
  6. You are tasked with literally relocating an island from Earth to the newly-settled Mars. The island can be anything that can be considered an island. How do you transport it from Earth to Mars?
  7. You hear that music that signifies something shocking, or music that signifies something very bad is about to jump out of the dark and frighten you to death. How do you prepare for the frightening revelations?
  8. Tahu is better than Kopaka. Kopaka is better than Tahu. These two statements start a flame war and a cold war. They are both 10)% true. How do you stop the wars?
  9. Pohatu decides to somehow enter a image editing program and invert himself. He becomes the state of Utah, which is now OP. Who do you hire as the new MASTER OF STONE?
  10. You have elemental powers of [__________]?
  11. Your mask is the Kanohi [______________], Mask of [______________]?
  12. Your weapons are [_______________]?
  13. You decide that it's now time to save the world from whatever you deem evil. Unfortunately, you are extremely corrupt and might destroy the world. Unfortunately, you accidentally remedied your destroying of the world earlier. How do you prevent your past self from saving the world?
  14. You have a telephone. Your television wants to destroy your telephone. How do you deal with the animosity they have for each other?
  15. Finally? Good. This is very cringe-worthy, I must say.

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1.This uncertainty is killing me

2. Make fun of its name

3. I don't! It had a good run, up until i accidentally destroyed it I guess, also I'd be dead

4. They don't have legs, but I do, this is a problem that solves itself.

5. Fail to make any heads or tails from this nonsense.

6. Find the red dragon and ask what's the deal dude.

7. With a sendificator

8. Start singing awful jpop at the top of my lungs

9. Convince them all that Gali's better than either anyway.

10. UTAHRAPTOR

11. Nickel

12. Kanohi Kohii, the Mask of Coffee

13. Sad and patheric

14. Just be myself

15. FUSE THEM INTO AN UNHOLY MIX OF MACHINE AND, UH, OTHER MACHINE

16. I guess so

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1: Blank text

2: Unleash it on the neighbor kids

3: Whoops, Alt+Left

4: Watch shows on my smartphone!

5: Probably unleash an ancient evil, since that's what these expeditions tend to do

6: Eh, nobody was probably listening to me anyway

7: Magic

8: Draw swords

9: Pohatu Rocks, people just need to admit it to themselves.

10: Hewkii?  Onewa was kinda annoying, so we'll skip him.

11: Oh man, the blank text returns!!

12: Dunno what it's called, but it's probably the Mask of Northing.

13: My weapons are blank too.  Man, being a Toa of Blank is totally not worth it.

14: Set WorldCanBeDestroyed = false;

15: Well if it's just a regular telephone then I can't watch shows on it, so let them fight it out.

16: It was?  Blank text then.

 

:music:

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1. I don't know what to put here.

2. I don't know, I can't speak the language, so I obviously pick it up and throw it in the garbage.

3. Be dead, because I kinda blew up the only place with an atmosphere I can breathe in the solar system.

4. Have a nice conversation with them and convince them to let me lead them after they form a TV MECHA for me to pilot.

5. Realize it exists because there's evidence of it and physical sets and stuff.

6. Continue to speak welsh and not understand anyone. Probably insult people in Welsh as well.

7. Pick it up and put it on Mars.

8. Curl up in a brightly lit room, in a corner, and watch everything until the music passes.

9. Everyone knows Onua is the best big Toa.

10. Obviously just merge Earth and Stone together!

11. Being really squishy.

12. The Kanohi Maska, mask of Hiding Your Own Face.

13. Some cardboard swords I made from cardboard in a dumpster. This Toa cosplay is really bad.

14. Redestroy it. And myself. totally will not break anything.

15. Keep the TV in a different room until it learns manners.

16. oranges.

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1.

2. Intimidate it with my power of fear

3. By remaking it in my own image, followed by destroying it again.

4. Magnetism

5. It is mine now.

6. Beat Welsh into everyone.

7. Gravity

8. Mute button.

9. Kopaka is better than Tahu.

10. The state of Utah, obviously.

11. Everything a Makuta wields.

12. Kanohi Mataxa, the great mask of Entropy

13. The Black-Body Sword

14. Let it happen.

15. Accrete them both.

16. 

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1. What is it! 

2. Kick it out a window

3. With a Band-aid

4. WITH FIRE!!!

5. Keep it for myself.

6. Deal with it.

7. Go buy Magic beans, Plant them, Get the Giant to do the work.

8. I dunno.

9. Shoot everyone in favor of Tahu.

10. I knew my comment of a previous blog post of yours would become relevant! And the answer is Werewolf queen.

11. Gravity, or air.... I JUST CAN'T DECIDE!!!

12. Kanohi Orblax, Mask of EVERYTHING

13. My army of Muaka, and a Sword that Shoots FIRE!!!

14. With one more Band-Aid.

15. Destroy them first.

16. It was?

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1. Go to the doctor to fix my blindness. 

 

2. Walk out of the room, go down to the garage. Come back up with a sledgehammer, and kill it. Then take its dead body outside and burn it with fire. 

 

3. I exult in glorious world destruction. I save everyone from the world and take them to the nearest paradise planet where they will be happy forever. No regrets.

 

4. I unplug my television. Since there's only one, not a problem. Then I use my computer to watch Netflix. 

 

5.  I post the evidence online and start a rogue community of Bionicle G1 believers.

 

6. I hunt down the red dragon and attempt to talk to him in French.

 

7. Use a very big spaceship.

 

8. Dance. The Mission Impossible Theme is clearly an excellent dance number. Plus also stress relief.

 

9. Tell the opposing sides that their arguments are based on preference and not worth fighting over.

 

10. The state of Utah.

 

11.  Psionics. Enjoy telekinesis and telepathy, of course.

 

12. Kadin, Mask of Flight.

 

13. Warhammer. 

 

14. Welp, darn. Time to destroy the world, again. World, I hate you. Could you please stay destroyed already?

 

15. My television is only 15 years old and is basically a wall decoration anyway. However, my phone being sentient and getting mad at things is a serious problem. I think I'll just have to get a new phone, and ditch the TV permanently. 

 

16. I think cringing is a dog thing. I don't have any dogs to test out your hypothesis. Sorry. 

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  • WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ;_;

  • Rip its head off.

Is there a time machine? No? I guess we're just screwed then.

I will fight the TV. It's not fast and could be taken out with a few swift kicks.

Retcon all of Greg's mistakes.

Become a mime.

Two words: outboard motor.

If I know it's coming, it's not going to frighten me.

I'll just get the real best Toa and both Tahu and Kopaka will feel foolish.

The state of Nevada.

Iron.

Mask of Healing.

Anything!

Like I said, we're screwed unless someone's got a time machine.

By now, the television should be broken.

*cringes*

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1. I know I say this a lot but FIGHT ME

2. Take it back, because it isn't Slizers. OG 4 lyfe!

3. Why... would I want to? Didn't I mean to do it? I don't regret much.

4. Climb up stairs. They're TV's, not robots. Yeesh.

5. Since the discovery will be a long lost archive of BS01, and since I AM BS01, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine.

6. Take out the French president, rename the former USA as New Welshland, and reign as supreme dictator. I mean, they're French, what are they going to do?

7. Build a giant robot that sprouts an island from its face but can also retract the island because that somehow makes sense?

8. Stop my heart for a few seconds. People do it, look it up!

9. Trick question, they cancel each other out so everybody who participated in the war is automatically dead for entering. Nice try.

10. Onua pulls double duty because WHY WAS THAT SOMETHING THEY DIDN'T CORRECT IN GEN 2

11. Yes, I do have the elemental power of [_____]

12. Kanohi Apawhatever, the ability to become completely impervious to anything I don't care about, which is everything.

13. Flyswatter, because I can't think of anything more annoying.

14. Swift kick in the pants usually does the trick. One of the few things that can get past the Kanohi Apawhatever.

15. Feed the telephone to the wolves. I'll take TV over phone any day.

16. I crunged.

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