The Island

Enjoy your time in the 18-24 demographic.  Once you hit 25, they try to placate you by letting you rent cars, but you'll know the truth: you're old!

 

Then your hair starts turning grey.

 

The bald spots start to spread.

 

Before you know it, you already have one foot in the grave.

 

Soon enough, you're working for Kulta the Skull Grinder and trying to kill Toa.

 

It's the circle of life.

When does it circle around?

When does it circle around?

When skeleton warriors die, their bodies become the grass, and the antelope eat the grass. And so we are all connected in the great Circle of Life.

Except most of us don't eat antelope.