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Kaleidoscope Tekulo

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So, today I was arriving home when my eyes were looking at the road. I remembered the splatter that used to be there after my dog was hit last year. The moment she was hit was replaying itself in my mind. I grabbed my cat, held him close as he purred into my ear and sobbed lightly.

 

You know, it's nights like these that I realize I might benefit from inventing a pretend boyfriend. Unfortunately, such technology would still be incapable of hugging me and comforting me in any way. I could always try to get a real life boyfriend, but that seems just a little too fantastical (you know, unless it was a small Santa balloon, but I don't feel like dating one of those again).

 

Lately, though, I've been going through old photos, and I took plenty of pictures of Jewel. I'm really glad that I did. I mean, in hindsight, a video would have been even more awesome, but what are you gonna do?

 

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~Tekulo <3

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Hugging would be possible if said pretend boyfriend were an android boyfriend.  A few of the parts can be a bit pricy though, and I hear the AI can be difficult to program, so you might want to shop around and find an expert offering a good deal.  But I think your green text might get you some St Patrick’s day discounts if you start looking now!

 

*Investigating beneath the joke reveals another Internet hug*

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Oh, I don't think I've gone so far as enabling.  Enabling in this case would take something like...giving you coupons or something.

 

*Investigating beneath the comment reveals a coupon for "Buy 1 positronic processor, get an efficiency upgrade half-off--with one year limited warranty!"*

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