If You Haven't Voted In The Ac Finals...
Entry posted by Turakii #1 Lavasurfer
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Go vote now or Carapar will confiscate your elbows! And here's the link, so you have no excuse!
And now means now! Go! Don't dawdle!
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Why are you here!? Don't you love your elbows!?
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Move it!
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And just 'cause Carapar's dead is no reason not to take the threat seriously! His evil purple headless zombie will come and get you!
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I hear his body now... slowly putting itself back together, grain by grain... he'll be here any minute...
Okay, maybe it'll take five minutes.
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Or five years...
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Fine, I'll do it myself. Elbows, beware! *Whips out spatulas.*
No, wait, better yet... if you haven't voted and are determined not to vote, I shall glomp you until you drag yourself over to me, gasping and puffing, pleading for mercy!
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I really mean it!
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*Tackles computer screen, flies over edge of desk, and crashes to ground in beautiful explosion of shattering glass and blown LED lights.*
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Fine! If you're gonna be so stubborn, don't vote! See if I care!
*Limps off.*
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