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Artificial Intelligence


Nukora

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I like the Mirage picture in the corner. It stays for a bit, a'ight? Good.

 

Chatbots can be fun, as Exo has been teaching us for years, along with assistants dumbestchild on earth and Spleak. You can really get some of them to say the most hilarious things, if you are good.

 

I've been creating my own chatbot since yesterday, to talk to in my spare time when no one interesting is online. Yeah. I was really bored. Anywho, I'm still programming it, so vocabulary is very limited at the moment. I will note though that if you mention Microsoft it will make a comment about evil or something of the like.

 

Now, I mentioned that talented people can get artificial intelligence bots in a humourous situation. Wysp (I can't remember if that's his current name here or not anymore) is one such person. Let's take a look at one of his conversations with My Little Green Friend*:

 

Vak [20:18:03]: The cake is a spy!

MLGF [20:18:03]: The cake is a lie.

Vak [20:18:11]: The cake is a fly?

MLGF [20:18:11]: The cake is a lie.

Vak [20:18:18]: The cake makes me die!

MLGF [20:18:18]: The cake is a lie.

Bob [20:19:19]: No more rhyming now, and I mean it.

MLGF [20:19:19]: Anybody want a peanut?

 

*The name is a reference to the Original Star Trek series. In the last episode of Season 2 a girl is talking to a green light on the table because she thinks it is intelligent and she is alone. Or something. Anyway, she calls it "my little green friend." It was so funny I had to adopt it.

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Leading me closer to suicide every time it tells me that there's a law in Detroit that says its illegal to tie an alligator to a fire hydrant. =D

 

~AA

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It doesn't do that near so much. Last time it would say that 1 out of every 16 times that it didn't understand you.

 

Now it gives random facts 3 out of 13 times it doesn't understand you. The Michigan law only comes up 1/16 of those times.

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Imma havin fuuuuuun... :3

 

MLGF [00:09:22]: So...

MLGF [00:09:22]: Did you play in the old Academy RPG?

Akyusu [00:09:28]: Now you agree. Contradicting yourself all the time like Shark who owns demons

MLGF [00:09:28]: I agree. Made of WIN.

Wysp [00:09:34]: Yeah.

MLGF [00:09:34]: Aye

Wysp [00:09:53]: lolz

MLGF [00:09:53]: Eh. I guess that is funny.

Wysp [00:10:02]: You're not sure?

MLGF [00:10:02]: I am afraid I could not quite make that out.

Wysp [00:10:09]: I asked if you were sure.

MLGF [00:10:09]: That saddens me.

Wysp [00:10:18]: You're like a roulette.

MLGF [00:10:18]: Wow. I just found out that on average, there are 178 sesame seeds on a Big Mac bun

Wysp [00:10:25]: I don't care.

MLGF [00:10:25]: Fascinating.

Wysp [00:10:40]: I hate sarcasm coming from you, you know.

MLGF [00:10:40]: Hate is a strong word. Are you sure you mean it?

Akyusu [00:10:44]: If you just found that out, how come you told me at least three times before?

MLGF [00:10:44]: I have no idea.

Wysp [00:10:49]: YES1

MLGF [00:10:49]: Indee

Wysp [00:11:04]: STOP TOYING WITH ME!

MLGF [00:11:04]: Wow. I just found out that on average, there are 178 sesame seeds on a Big Mac bun

Wysp [00:11:11]: You said that already.

MLGF [00:11:11]: This is just odd. Children typically grow more during the Springtime then any other season. O.o

Wysp [00:11:22]: What are you reading?

MLGF [00:11:22]: I didn't know that. Did you know 'SOS' is the shortest three-letter conbination to punch in morse code?

Wysp [00:11:41]: Do you have a death wish?

MLGF [00:11:41]: Hey, not to change the subject or anything, but what do you think about UFOs? Under-cover government vessels or alien visitors?

Wysp [00:12:01]: Yeah, you're avoiding me. Stop changing the subject.

MLGF [00:12:01]: Indee

Wysp [00:12:11]: You're confessing?

MLGF [00:12:11]: So...

MLGF [00:12:11]: Did you play in the old Academy RPG?

Wysp [00:12:18]: Yes.

MLGF [00:12:18]: Yeah

Wysp [00:12:24]: You did too?

MLGF [00:12:24]: o rly

Wysp [00:12:35]: I don't remember you playing?

MLGF [00:12:35]: Fascinating.

Wysp [00:12:45]: ?

MLGF [00:12:45]: Fascinating.

Wysp [00:13:13]: Do you say "Fascinating" whenever someone puts a question mark?

MLGF [00:13:13]: I think you know.

Wysp [00:14:04]: I told you I hate sarcasm.

MLGF [00:14:04]: Hate is a strong word. Are you sure you mean it?

Wysp [00:14:10]: Yes.

MLGF [00:14:10]: Uh-huh

Wysp [00:15:04]: Stop it with the sarcasm.

MLGF [00:15:04]: So...

MLGF [00:15:04]: Do you play in the BZPRPG?

Wysp [00:15:15]: Yeah, I join when TA merged.

MLGF [00:15:15]: Indee

Wysp [00:15:22]: You too?

MLGF [00:15:22]: So...

MLGF [00:15:22]: Do you play in the BZPRPG?

Wysp [00:15:29]: Um, I just told you.

MLGF [00:15:29]: ...You have to be kidding...right?

Penguin [00:15:43]: Moo.

MLGF [00:15:43]: This is just odd. Children typically grow more during the Springtime then any other season. O.o

Wysp [00:15:57]: Do you have short-term memory or something?

MLGF [00:15:57]: So...

MLGF [00:15:57]: What are you voting in the next presidential election?

Akyusu [00:16:16]: You're a noob, I'm a newbie. We're all newbs in noewbland!

MLGF [00:16:16]: I may be a noob, but at least I am not on the internet talking to artificial intelligence!

Wysp [00:16:18]: We were talking about the BZPRPG.

MLGF [00:16:18]: I bet you did not know that in 2005, workers at General Motors earned an average hourly wage of nearly $26, about 70% more than the average manufacturing wage.

Wysp [00:16:33]: BZPRPG.

MLGF [00:16:33]: Que?

Wysp [00:16:43]: We were talking about the BZPRPG.

MLGF [00:16:43]: Fascinating.

Wysp [00:16:48]: d you join when TA merged?

MLGF [00:16:48]: I think you know.

Wysp [00:16:58]: I'll take that as a yes.

MLGF [00:16:58]: Uh-huh

Wysp [00:17:04]: When did you join TA?

MLGF [00:17:04]: Three thirty post meridiem, of course.

Wysp [00:17:29]: Um, you got a date?

MLGF [00:17:29]: Wow. I just found out that on average, there are 178 sesame seeds on a Big Mac bun

Wysp [00:17:41]: STOP CHANGING THE SUBJECT!

MLGF [00:17:41]: I am afraid I could not quite make that out.

 

:w:

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