Very Odd Dream
So I was in Wal Mart, but it looked like Costco, and I was wandering around for a long time with my sister and her friends... and then one of her friends (he doesn't actually exist in real life) lost his iPhone or something, so we were looking around for it for a long time... and I was like, sliding backwards down the isles, which were HUGE, and then I was asking an employee and this shady dude wearing a shade trench coat and a shady hat about the iPhone, and they were like "No, we haven't seen it..." and then the shady dude started backing away and I saw an iphone is his hand and I totally tackled him and took it away and then my sister's friend came up with this random other guy who no one knew and they were like "yay our iphones..."
*deep breath*
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Then I went to the Lego isle, which, as usually, was reeeeeeeally cramped and small and dark and claustrophobic and the ceiling was really low and there were non-production sets like everywhere but no Glatorian so I went to the video game isle and was looking at the DSs and there were like plushies everywhere to and there was this suuuuuper cute Pikachu plush and I wanted it soooooooooo bad but I couldn't have it for some reason.
*deep breath*
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So then I was gonna go home and this employee dude came up pushing a cart full of Glatorian and I was like *whuppee* so they stocked them but once they were put on the shelf there were only like six of them, missing Gresh but Malum x2, and there were these other things that looked exactly like them but they were in clamshell packaging or something and me and the employee guessed they were clone brands but I'm not so sure.
*gasp pant*
So I put Vorox and Strakk in the cart, I guess, I don't know where I put them actually... then I picked up Malum's canister and was looking at the back and there was this animated ad for the 2009 video game. It looked really cool... you were running around this fire-like environment solving puzzles and stuff... with a Portal gun, I think... and my brother was looking over my shoulder and he was all like "good graphics..."
My fingers are tiring.
Now comes the weird part.
So then the game changed gears and it was like I was playing it, and I was running through this wrecked urban area, then out of this broken building/pit with pipes sticking out of it all this little tiny dark purple monsters come out, (I think they were inspired by Sableye [Link removed. Don't like to any wikis besides Wikipedia. -Kohaku], but they looked more like babies. ) and then I was fighting them with machine guns and the portal gun, (the portal gun would make like three at a time vanish but it had to recharge) and it was getting really freaky...
Then I was with all these "survivors", and it was actually like me now, not like playing a video game, but the world still looked kinda CG and it still worked like a video game... so apparently the little purple demon babies could turn people into zombies and it was like the apocalypse. I don't remember much beyond that. We were like running through broken down apartment buildings... and then I think we talked to the head zombie... but beyond that...
The end.
P.S. I did not proofread this.
:P
:P:P:P
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BtB
*deep breath*
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Then I went to the Lego isle, which, as usually, was reeeeeeeally cramped and small and dark and claustrophobic and the ceiling was really low and there were non-production sets like everywhere but no Glatorian so I went to the video game isle and was looking at the DSs and there were like plushies everywhere to and there was this suuuuuper cute Pikachu plush and I wanted it soooooooooo bad but I couldn't have it for some reason.
*deep breath*
...
...
So then I was gonna go home and this employee dude came up pushing a cart full of Glatorian and I was like *whuppee* so they stocked them but once they were put on the shelf there were only like six of them, missing Gresh but Malum x2, and there were these other things that looked exactly like them but they were in clamshell packaging or something and me and the employee guessed they were clone brands but I'm not so sure.
*gasp pant*
So I put Vorox and Strakk in the cart, I guess, I don't know where I put them actually... then I picked up Malum's canister and was looking at the back and there was this animated ad for the 2009 video game. It looked really cool... you were running around this fire-like environment solving puzzles and stuff... with a Portal gun, I think... and my brother was looking over my shoulder and he was all like "good graphics..."
My fingers are tiring.
Now comes the weird part.
So then the game changed gears and it was like I was playing it, and I was running through this wrecked urban area, then out of this broken building/pit with pipes sticking out of it all this little tiny dark purple monsters come out, (I think they were inspired by Sableye [Link removed. Don't like to any wikis besides Wikipedia. -Kohaku], but they looked more like babies. ) and then I was fighting them with machine guns and the portal gun, (the portal gun would make like three at a time vanish but it had to recharge) and it was getting really freaky...
Then I was with all these "survivors", and it was actually like me now, not like playing a video game, but the world still looked kinda CG and it still worked like a video game... so apparently the little purple demon babies could turn people into zombies and it was like the apocalypse. I don't remember much beyond that. We were like running through broken down apartment buildings... and then I think we talked to the head zombie... but beyond that...
The end.
P.S. I did not proofread this.
:P
:P:P:P
...
BtB
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