Helmet-masks >.<
You go to a costume shop. There are plenty of Halloween costumes still strewn about, including a variety of rubber masks.
You go to the counter and say, "I'd like that Frankenstein helmet, please."
The clerk is confused. She pulls out a Roman soldier helmet with bolts on the sides. "Is this what you mean?"
"No," you say, "that rubber helmet over there."
The clerk laughs at you. "You doofus," she says, "That's a mask"
DO YOU...
- Insist that it's a helmet, because it goes on over your head
- Acknowledge that it's a mask, slapping your head in embarrassment for making such a stupid mistake.
- Ignore her, buy it, and go tell all your friends about the "Frankenstein helmet" you bought.
If you picked B, congratulations! You are a reasonable person.
If you picked A or C, then you are the sort of person we have too many of on BZPower. The people who insist that the Ultimate Dume Kraahkan is a helmet, that the Garai is a helmet, that the Felnas, Crast, and Mohtrek are all helmets. Who insist even today that every Agori or Glatorian mask is a helmet.
Wikipedia's definition of mask begins "an artefact normally worn on the face." These are masks. So is this. Really a mask is anything that covers the face, whether or not it is pressed against the face and whether or not it covers the whole thing.
What about in BIONICLE? BIONICLE masks, known as Kanohi within the Matoran universe, follow the same rules, plus another: most masks cover much of the sides and top of the head as well as the face. Does this make them helmets? No. What if they are attached on top of the head? Again, not in the slightest. They are masks. LEGO has told people this-- BIONICLEstory.com has even hinted that next year's face-covers are masks, as has Greg-- but many people would just ignore this and choose answer C, propogating nonsense for the world to spread further.
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