Glorb & Tim
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It was at this point that Glorb & Tim developed an innovative new business plan that would save the universe from economic depression: The OctaCat! Let Glorb & Tim explain:
Glorb: “Everyone loves cats right?”
Tim: “You sure got that right, Glorb!”
Glorb: “...And everyone loves milk right? Well what do you want to do if you want to enjoy both at once?”
Tim: “I would say have some cat milk, but that is way too expansive...”
Glorb: “Close Tim, the correct answer was to drink some OctaCat milk!”
Tim: “Wow! Tell me more!”
Glorb: “In order to reduce the cost of cat milk, a crack team of scientists, gypsies and megaphone wielding mice have created the OctaCat! A mega-cat with eight bodies per head!”
Tim: “That’s all well and good, but does it tastes as good as regular cat milk?”
Glorb: “It sure does and in fact, thanks to science and magic, it tastes even better!”
Tim: “Sign me up for some right now then!”
Glorb: “Sure thing, all you need to do is ring 073428908909808923839287 and follow the prompts. Ring now and receive a √(-1)% discount! Pay by credit card and receive a free plush OctaCat!”
*Groovy music starts playing*
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