Oral Hygiene
Hey, whaddayaknow, I finally finished Vezon & Fenrakk.
Vezon: It's time to practice good oral hygiene! *pulls out giant toothbrush and starts brushing Fenrakk's teeth* Isn't that right, my pet?
Fenrakk: <Prrrr>
~*~
Speaking of oral whatchwatsits:
I have to go to the pediatrician sometime next month. Why? Cause I have to go through all these tests, just to get a jaw surgery done (I have a Class 3 Underbite with some other thing I can't remember. Only two of my teeth actually touch). Not to mention a jaw surgery that was supposed to happen 2 years ago, but the insurance company was stubborn (they rarely accept claims that have anything to do with the word 'teeth'), so they wouldn't pay for it.
*inhales*
What'll happen if this claim gets up and going:
First, I'll have to go in and get all four of my wisdom teeth removed from my jawbone. I'll go through recovery for, I dunno, a couple months. Then I get braces to straighten my teeth (They're curving inward, sorta like snake's fangs). Then I wait a year. Then I go in for major jaw surgery, where they cut my top jaw through the sinuses and move it forward, and cut my bottom jaw all the way off and move it backward.
Ouchies. O.<
Then I'll go through about 5 months of recovery, and then I'll finally be able to eat on both sides of my mouth!
...
I want to strangle our insurance company.
~Nikira
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