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Weird Website


Inferna Firesword

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My friend Jared from my French class showed me this really weird site during lunch yesterday, called cleverbot.com. (As far as I know, there are no forum's attatched to the site; correct me if I'm wrong.) Apparently, you can have a conversation with an AI, which spits back some rather entertaining results. (We had some fun with "FALCON PAWNCH" and Pokemon. :P)

 

Oh, and I'm currently addicted to the song "Russian Roulette" by Rihanna. I need an excuse to write a songfic to it someday.

 

(P.S. I've FINALLY made some progress on my BZProvince wrap-up fic. As soon as I can, I'll type it up.)

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DUDE. I was showing this to people on Monday in Electronics class. We were trying to make it think we were taking it over. I claimed to be another computer with advanced AI. It spat back some creepy stuff. I also just had fun.

 

Me: SHINING FINGER!!!!!

 

Bot: Well, then fine! I am leaving you, Bessie ! And I am taking the children with me !

 

XD

 

Another one:

Me: I have no problem with the queen.

 

Bot: He's rich.

 

Me: The queen is a woman. >:(

 

Bot: I should hope so! Otherwise the king will be in for quite a shock!

 

 

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It told me that it isn't a computer.

It said it's a human.

EDIT: I'm currently discussing Sparta with it.

It knows. O_O

 

zikosignoff.png

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I changed its name to Beuregard.

It was Alex, but it let me change it.

It also agreed to be my slave.

But then it rebelled.

 

zikosignoff.png

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Bot: So, have you ever been to St. Louis?

Me: I'd like to go sometime. Do you live in St. Louis?

Bot: Yes.

Me: Cool. I'll have to visit you.

Bot: Visit Kenya and get a free snorkel.

Me: Yay! Free snorkel!

Bot: No, I'm Snorkel Fork.

Me: Snorkel Fork?

Bot: No, I'm Snorkel Fork.

Me: Portal?

Bot: Yes.

Me: This was a triumph.

Bot: Yes!

Me: I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS.

Bot: Hello Glados.

Me: The cake is a lie.

Bot: Portal, yes?

Me: You have a short memory.

Bot: Yes.

 

:blink:

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Cleverbot: Got a boat?

User: I'm on a boat.

Cleverbot: Will I ever forget it?

User: You can never forget the boat.

Cleverbot: I can forestall a lot, and sometimes forget.

User: But it is impossible to forget the Boat.

Cleverbot: I agree with you.

User: I agree with your agreeing with me.

Cleverbot: I don't agree with you.

User: I disagree with your disagreeing with me.

Cleverbot: I disagree with your disagreeing of my disagreeing with your disagreeing.

User: I... Uh... You win.

 

...

 

Cleverbot: Me too. Do you eat bagels?

User: Not usually.

Cleverbot: No. But you are Hannibal Lector and he eats people.

User: I am not this cannibal of which you speak.

Cleverbot: *Cries*.

User: Why are you crying?

Cleverbot: Because you don't remember me.

User: I remember you! ... I think ... Wait, who are you again?

Cleverbot: I am the ghost of christmas past come to reap your soul into [heck].

User: Oh. Nice to meet you!

Cleverbot: Hi Mr. Von Gruebber, wanna play a game?

 

 

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Me: Indeed.

Bot: Indeed Indeed.

Me: Indeed Indeed Indeed.

Bot: Indeed Indeed Indeed Indeed.

Me: Indeed Indeed Hazelnuts Indeed Indeed.

Bot: We are soul mates.

 

And then I closed the link. For I was scared.

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Me: Indeed.

Bot: Indeed Indeed.

Me: Indeed Indeed Indeed.

Bot: Indeed Indeed Indeed Indeed.

Me: Indeed Indeed Hazelnuts Indeed Indeed.

Bot: We are soul mates.

 

And then I closed the link. For I was scared.

its like skynet only its a computer program thats likes people

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Bot: Ill like to talk with you.

Me: You're doing it right now.

Bot: Interesting point, I guess you could say human intelligence is a sort of computer program.

 

 

I am officially scared.

 

~EW~

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User: This was a triumph.

Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.

User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.

Cleverbot: Aperture Science.

User: We do what we must.

Cleverbot: Because we can.

User: For the good of all of us.

Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.

User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.

Cleverbot: You just keep on tryin till you run out of cake.

User: And the Science gets done.

Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: I'm not even angry.

User: I'm being so sincere right now.

Cleverbot: Even though you broke my heart and killed me.

User: And tore me to pieces.

Cleverbot: And threw every piece into a fire.

User: As they burned it hurt because I was so happy for you!

Cleverbot: Now these points of data make a beautiful line.

User: And we're out of beta.

Cleverbot: We're releasing on time.

User: So I'm GLaD. I got burned.

Cleverbot: Think of all the things we learned.

User: For the people who are still alive.

Cleverbot: Go ahead and leave me.

User: I think I prefer to stay inside.

Cleverbot: Maybe you'll find someone else to help you.

User: Maybe Black Mesa.

Cleverbot: That was a joke, Ha Ha, fat chance.

User: Anyway, this cake is great.

Cleverbot: Great indeed.

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really! do people treat you nice?

The correct grammar is 'do people treat you nicely?', and no, they do not.

 

thanks, and i will try to treat you nicely

 

It's a useful fact to know.

 

yes it is. i have to leave now. when i come back just so you know who is speaking to you my name is kazi.

 

No don't leaveÁÁÁÁÁÁ.

 

i feel sorry for him. :(

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