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The Next Fashion Trend


Planetperson

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Wednesday, December 6, 2006

I've noticed that this winter all of the chicks are wearing these really fancy, high-tech-looking boots of various brands. They all look like they must do something besides keep feet warm, and they seem to be a big hit. Now, I don't know if they know it, but I foresee that the next fashion trend will be...

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Rocket Boots!

Seriously, I can totally see students rocketing through the halls to their classes. God knows what might happen if people should crash into each other; but hey, time is money ^_^ . I've thought about it, though, and I've realized that the only bad thing about rocket boots would be if they were to go off in the middle of class -_- . Yeah, I can imagine that that would get pretty messy.
"Now class, who can tell me why angle A-B-E has to be congruent to ang -- "
SSSSSSHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
"Oh God, I can't make it stop!," she screams, as she rockets toward the ceiling and her desk melts beneath the blasts coming from her feet. "AAAHHH!" :OMG:
The teacher takes quick action with the fire extinguisher. "I'll be taking those," the teacher says. "You'll get them back after I try 'em out during my lunch per -- I mean, I'll be holding on to them at the end of school for you."
:blush: ...

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Gali's in style.

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I'm gonna wait until they get vintige.

 

But for now, I'll just sit back and relax with the ones I got online for like, 60 bucks from the old Soviet Union. Yessir, they were top secret back in the '60s, but thanks to the wonders of the New Capitalism, now I've got my very own cosmonaut rocket boots!

 

YAY! *puts around and screams the only Russian phrases she knows, which by some chance all happen to be swear words*

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I only have sneakers. :(

 

But those would be great for pranks! You could replace them with your siblings's shoes, and watch them rocket off into space. Or you could cook some hot dogs over the fire from them.

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