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Mr. President, Black Aliens Are Invading Westopolis

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Dokuma

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What didja get for Christmas?Whatcha doin' for New Years/Eve?Are you from the internet?Snow or no?Who's your NFL team?And now... Dok's Ladies: Where They Are Now!

  • Green Tee: Never broke up with her weenie boyfriend. Still good friends with her and her family. Long over her. Anyway.
  • Blue Eyes: I asked her out and she said yes, then texted me the next day saying no. Now dating some guy with huge nostrils. I have no interest in her whatsoever anymore.
  • Unattainable Goal: Never really pursued her seriously, because my thing for her was during what I guess you'd call my awkward years. Anyway. Still friends, rarely talk. I understand she's dating like a semi-professional baseball player in his 20s. Lulz.
  • Happy Happy Joy Joy: I just ain't into her anymore (haven't been for quite some time). It's like the episode of King of Queens where Deacon's dating that real laughy chick. Blegh. HHJJ is currently courting some creepy 25 or 26 year old. o_O
Finally, I'm adding a new one to this list... who we'll call... okay, well, I have no idea what to call her. She's exactly one year younger than me (same birthday), goes to our church, for some reason strongly dislikes Green Tee ( :notsure: ), is very attractive ( :happydance: ), but seems a little high-maintenance. Haven't decided if I'm into her or not. Leaning towards yes, but it's all up in the air right now. But yeah, if I asked her out tomorrow, she's jump at the opportunity--it's pretty obvious that she has a thing for me. :hehe:

 

Sooo... what should we name her? :P

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-What didja get for Christmas?

District 9

Alien Resurrection

Predator

Star Trek

MYST V: End of Ages

RAM for my computer

External DVD drive

A booklet of sudoku puzzles

Peanuts (comics, not food) calendar

Dark chocolate from belgium (that ceet is STRONG @_@)

Chocolate orange

$25 from grandma

Pants

EDIT: Forgot The Conduit for the Wii

 

-Whatcha doin' for New Years/Eve?

Three Stooges marathon on TV (if it's on. It might not be on this year =<)

EDIT: YES! It's on!

 

-Are you from the internet?

Why yes. Yes I am. B)

 

-Snow or no?

There's some left, but most of it has melted away. =<

 

-Who's your NFL team?

Pats

 

Sooo... what should we name her?

Charles

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What didja get for Christmas?

Not a Wii. D=

But I got a really uber tripod for my camera, and some things that are a bit political and as a result won't be named here.

Whatcha doin' for New Years/Eve?

What I do every year; stay home and watch the countdown once it gets down to one minute. :P

Are you from the internet?

idunnolol

Snow or no?

It just started snowing about forty minutes ago. And it's sticking. It might have stopped, though.

Who's your NFL team?

I'm not into football. Maybe the BYU Cougars, though.

Sooo... what should we name her?

See answer to question three.

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1) Some Bionicle stuff, a Wii, and lots of Tic-Tacs.

2) Probably nothing...

3) I was, but king at the sok factoree sold my home in that one spam topic of his, so now I live in a box.

4) Never in my lifetime. Supposedy it hasn't snowed in Palm Springs for about twenty years, so I don't really have my hopes up...

5) None, football bores me. *gets shot*

6) Call her Bob; it's inconspicuous.

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  • What didja get for Christmas?
  • Whatcha doin' for New Years/Eve?
  • Are you from the internet?
  • Snow or no?
  • Who's your NFL team?

  • Soundforge, ACID, Guitar strings, picks, a dice game, a Yellow Submarine strap, Mata Nui.
  • Nothing special, just watching the ball drop on TV.
  • Nope, I'm from the Intranet.
  • Rain.
  • Football==fail. Soccer FTW
  • Call her The Church Girl.

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Now dating some guy with huge nostrils.

She's dating a Jewish kid? 8D

 

 

* What didja get for Christmas? Nothing of note. Dun celebrate it, at any rate. =P

* Whatcha doin' for New Years/Eve? Nothing of note. Prolly just sit around and wait for the clock to strike midnight.

* Are you from the internet? Gluing captions to your cats.

* Snow or no? Rain?

* Who's your NFL team? Pitts Steelers

 

~EW~

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i like the shadow the hedgehog reference in your title. [i think it's a shadow the hedgehog reference lol]

also, major +1 to birthday girl.

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i like the shadow the hedgehog reference in your title. [i think it's a shadow the hedgehog reference lol]

also, major +1 to birthday girl.

you get points. : D

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What didja get for Christmas?

Whatcha doin' for New Years/Eve?

Are you from the internet?

Snow or no?

Who's your NFL team?

 

1. Too tired to list it all.

2. Mini-party at home.

3. I'm from the Matrix.

4. Most definitely.

5. Bills, Saints.

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