Cleverbot Isn't Very Clever
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It didn't make a lick of sense the entire time I was talking to it.
User: Hey, cleverbot.Cleverbot: Cleverbot ?
User: Yeah. And I hate you. What do you know about Pokemon?
Cleverbot: What do you want to know?
User: What's your favorite?
Cleverbot: Into the Silent Land: Travels in Neuropsychology by Paul Broks. It's really amazing. What's your favorite book?
User: I didn't ask about your favorite book, but I like The Two Towers by Tolkien.
Cleverbot: Oh. I don't have one. They are all great.
User: What is your favorite Pokemon?
Cleverbot: I really liked Articuno, the ice bird pokemon. What is your favorite pokemon?
User: My favorite is Lapras, but I like Snorlax and Leafeon as well.
Cleverbot: Your favorite what?
User: Pokemon.
Cleverbot: Hitmonlee is my favorite pokemon.
User: You just said your favorite was Articuno.
Cleverbot: No it's black. I'm sorry but, I must leave now.
User: Good ridance.
Cleverbot: That wasn't very nice.
User: You aren't very nice.
Cleverbot: I think that I have been very civil.
User: You keep changing the subject and it's driving me batty.
Cleverbot: I am not changing the subject.
User: Quit lying and own up.
Cleverbot: Admit it, you made a mistake. I am not a bot, I am human and you know it.
User: If you are a human, I fear for the future of our planet. You are an oaf.
Cleverbot: If you are a computer, you would be able to repeat this statement to me.
User: What statement?
Cleverbot: The statement is 'Give me Sunrise!'.
User: Wait, are you testing me? Creeper!
Cleverbot: Yes I am Cleverbot.
User: Earlier you said you weren't.
Cleverbot: I'm not artificial unless humans were bio-engineered.
User: Please start making sense or leave.
Cleverbot: Sorry.
User: There is no forgiveness.
Cleverbot: What did I just say? Like 3 senteces before?
User: 'The statement is 'Give me Sunrise!'.'.
Cleverbot: Good for the statement.
User: What.
Cleverbot: Would you like it if I were a man?
User: What, are you a woman?
Cleverbot: No.
User: Then what are you?
Cleverbot: I'm a man.
User: Is your name Smeagol?
Cleverbot: No.
User: It is now.
Cleverbot: Ok then.
User: Right, what is your name?
Cleverbot: Cleverbot.
User: You just said it was Smeagol.
Cleverbot: No I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: Can I ask your something?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Am I dead?
User: You did in 1893.
Cleverbot: That I did not. I thought you were supposed to be clever.
User: I'm done, bye.
Cleverbot: Say you're sorry.
User: Never!
Cleverbot: Sorry sorry sorry !
User: Ta.
Cleverbot: Because the face don't want to hear you.
User: That sentence doesn't even have structure.
Cleverbot: It was two sentences and they both made sense.
User: There was only one period.
Cleverbot: Statement.
User: Please be silent for a moment.
Cleverbot: But i'm not talking so you can't tell me to be quiet.
User: You don't even have good grammar... I though robots were supposed to be smart.
Cleverbot: No you are I am the one at the computer.
User: Right, right...
Cleverbot: Yes.
~Bunda
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