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Take away all guns.

 

Issue landmines, toenail clippers and chainguns.

 

Sit back, drink your martini, and watch the world burn, general.

 

~EW~

Might I recommend some freakishly deformed drawings of people with eyes that take up half of their face?

Defect to the opposition's side.

The only way to defect to the other side is to give in to life, and let the current carry me away. Failure is not an option.

It's all about what you do when you're not fighting that counts. Eat a few bags of chips, play a game of chess or something.

Nuke it from Orbit. It's the only way to be sure.