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So now you guys are telling me that I have to ask you guys five questions on Tuesday. Here it goes, I gues...

  • When was the last time you evaluated your paper needs?
  • Is customer service important to you?
  • What if I told you that there was a temporary price reduction for return customers?
  • What kind of bear is best?
  • Is?
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When was the last time you evaluated your paper needs?

Never. I am always aware of how much paper I need.

 

Is customer service important to you?

No. Only cool dudes rely on customer service and whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an cool dude do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

 

What if I told you that there was a temporary price reduction for return customers?

I'd ask how much is reduced and compare with other the other leading paper supply companies.

 

What kind of bear is best?

That’s a ridiculous question…

 

Is?

Is not.

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Is customer service important to you?

No. Only cool dudes rely on customer service and whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an cool dude do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

 

What kind of bear is best?

That’s a ridiculous question…

+7,000 Dokkypoints

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1. December 12, 2012.

2. It's customarily customary for customarily customary custom customers to customarily customize their customarily customary customized customs. When they go through Customs.

3. THE SHAWSHANK REDUCTION

4. I can't bear to choose.

5. 'Tis.

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Is customer service important to you?

No. Only cool dudes rely on customer service and whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an cool dude do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

 

What kind of bear is best?

That’s a ridiculous question…

+7,000 Tunascore

Better.

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1. Paper is so 20th century. Go digital!

2. Is that where you repair customers or something?

3. Oh, we get our prices reduced if we return customers? Awesome!

4. Kodak. They take pictures you know.

5. Yes.

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Is customer service important to you?

No. Only cool dudes rely on customer service and whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an cool dude do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

 

What kind of bear is best?

That’s a ridiculous question…

+7,000 Schrutebucks

Better.

EVEN BETTER

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Is customer service important to you?

No. Only cool dudes rely on customer service and whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an cool dude do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

 

What kind of bear is best?

That’s a ridiculous question…

+7,000 Schrutebucks

Better.

EVEN BETTER

What's the exchange rate from Schrutebucks to Stanley Nickles?

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When was the last time you evaluated your paper needs?

During school today, I noticed I only had five sheets of paper left.

Is customer service important to you?

SERVE ME SOME PIZZA

What if I told you that there was a temporary price reduction for return customers?

I would probably tell you that I currently don't have any plans to buy return customers.

What kind of bear is best?

A BIG BLACK BEASTLY BUCK-TOOTHED BEAR NAMED BARTHOLOMEW

Is?

Es/está

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When was the last time you evaluated your paper needs?

January 4th, 2004. 9:14 ET

Is customer service important to you?

Only on The second Tuesday of each month.

What if I told you that there was a temporary price reduction for return customers?

I would burst with rapture and joy, and possibly give you a hug.

What kind of bear is best?

The American black bear (Ursus americanus). It is North America's smallest and most common species of bear. It is a generalist animal, being able to exploit numerous different habitats and foodstuffs.

Is?

I cannot answer this question, for the sentence does not contain a subject.

 

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