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It's Story Time, Kids!

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Turakii #1 Lavasurfer

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Once upon a time, some lunatic wanted to find a way to both torture kids with the promise of a gratifying end result, and to get tons of money from the kids' parents (or insurance companies) simultaneously.

 

Having ruled out kidnapping and holding for ransom (due to the police apparently frowning upon it), he brainstormed and pondered for days until, finally, it occurred to him, "Hey... lots of kids have crooked teeth!"

 

And very soon afterward, he became the first orthodontist.

 

 

Turakii

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I agree completely. I have to wear braces for two years and wear a painful night brace for 12 hours a day for God knows how long...

 

:c:

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THIS IS TRUE.

 

TURAKII, YOU ARE A GENIOUS.

I believe that's spelled g-e-n-i-u-s

 

anyway, I've had braces for three or more years now (getting them off next week though) and they're really not that bad at all. I don't get what everyone goes on about.

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THIS IS TRUE.

 

TURAKII, YOU ARE A GENIOUS.

I believe that's spelled g-e-n-i-u-s.

That's the joke. :)

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THIS IS TRUE.

 

TURAKII, YOU ARE A GENIOUS.

I believe that's spelled g-e-n-i-u-s

 

anyway, I've had braces for three or more years now (getting them off next week though) and they're really not that bad at all. I don't get what everyone goes on about.

 

My thoughteths exacetethly.

 

But, hey, even if some people can't tolerate the pain, at least the end result is pretty awesome...at least it was for me....though your teeth feel pretty slimy afterward for a few days... :P

 

-Jordboy1 :miru:

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YESTHISISTRUE

Wires, brackets, rubber bands, and springs in mouth = not good.

It couldn't be for a much easier short period of time either. =|

 

-Zik

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Should I mention that my 18 year-old daughter won't swallow an aspirin? She'd rather suffer the pain. :rolleyes:

Not using asprin is proof of how manly one is.

 

Except that Turakii is a woman.

 

Or a girl.

 

Or a manly girl.

 

Or something.

 

~ :t: :a: :r: :k: :a: :n: :a:

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